Alright, just got waxed so I’m on sabbatical for at least 24 hours, which means I won’t be on here cause y’all make me fucking feral.
Witchy Poo
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🔞 MDNI 21+ Level 42, no DMs (married), heathen for life BLM, fuck ICE, FDT
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Y’all, how much are you willing to spend on a good perfume or cologne? Cause this one I’m looking at is $140 😬 For why!?!?
When his voice note hits the perfect spot 😵💫
Me: Why do my hips and back hurt so much? Also me: *sits like this to work*
#AlexAsks for 🍑 on this Wagon Wednesday Ask and ye shall receive.
The feral desire to push him up against the door and deep throat him as soon as he walks in the door….but we have kids.
No one notices the little dances I do in the kitchen, and that feels like a crime because I’m fucking adorable.
So there are almost 400 people following me….. for why…..
Cute Kid Says 'Y Tho?' Meme
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If you don’t take advantage of me while I’m sleeping in your lap, do you even love me?
It’s been forever since I’ve been hooping. I forgot how much fun it is. Obviously, need a lot more work.
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to BlueSky
Milf Smother
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𝕷𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖍 (€146/€500)@spineinbloom.bsky.social · 3d agoIf you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
Why have I been awake since 5 am? Cause my brain said “hey, remember this thing?” And my body said “I absolutely fucking do!” No, no! We need sleep! Fucking flooding my panties at 5 am is not helpful!! Stop it!
Lord help me, why is there always more laundry!?!?
Peter Griffin Stuck in Washing Machine
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(Quick note, I know I’m a spoiled princess) Got the tv’s all moved around, but now the Roku in the bedroom won’t turn on…..and I still have to actually reorganize and put stuff back with no tv……
Frieren Cry Frieren Beyond Journey'S End
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If short girls are fun-sized, that means that I am tall and therefore “share-sized”… Indeed. Pass me around, enough for everyone… 👀
Today is the day!!!! Screaming happy birthday to one of my favorite beauties on the skyline, the aggressively adorable Eve! I hope you are having the most amazing, magical day, my lovely girl, because you deserve the best of everything! Y'all please go spoil her rotten! throne.com/magicaleve
Eve🌛✨🇳🇱@magicaleve.bsky.social · 2w agoStill one of my favourite pictures ever made of me.
Ive gotta fix the tie in the back, but new summer dresses are in!
