"Nah, I think the blond is real. Probably one of the only real things about him."

𝕋ℍℝ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️ ℂℍ𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊 ❗️𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃𝕊❗️(Abandoned 12/11/2025)@nonormalteddybear.bsky.social · last yr.

"He probably isn't even a natural blonde, too. Hair colour as fake as that metal arm and leg of his. Haha."

"Ha! He only spews that crap out because it's the only way for him to convince himself that it's worth continuing on. He says it more for his own benefit than for anyone else's."

𝖄𝖚𝖚 𝕶𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆@grumpysamurai.bsky.social · last yr.

"I wish unfortunately, it's just really a nail on the chalkboard. I thought Edward is annoying with all of the motivation speech."

"I didn't call you small. I just asked you how tall you are."

𝗘𝗗𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗘𝗟𝗥𝗜𝗖『𝑭𝑼𝑳𝑳𝑴𝑬𝑻𝑨𝑳』『𝑨𝑳𝑪𝑯𝑬𝑴𝑰𝑺𝑻』@fullm3talheart.bsky.social · last yr.

❝ I'M NOT SMALL !! DAMMIT SHUT UP ABOUT THAT WORD !! 💢💢❞

"Aww how sweet. You must love hearing my voice so much encouraging me to keep on yapping like that."

𝖄𝖚𝖚 𝕶𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆@grumpysamurai.bsky.social · last yr.

"I'm sure you definitely talk too much."

"All right. Sure. How tall are you then? Be honest now."

𝗘𝗗𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗘𝗟𝗥𝗜𝗖『𝑭𝑼𝑳𝑳𝑴𝑬𝑻𝑨𝑳』『𝑨𝑳𝑪𝑯𝑬𝑴𝑰𝑺𝑻』@fullm3talheart.bsky.social · last yr.

❝ SHUT UP!! I'M NOT A DWARF 💢💢❞

"Seeing the dwarf interacting with a talking blushing pink ball wasn't on my bucket list."

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𓆩 ˓ ︵ ͜ ㅤ 𝕳 ݂ 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 .ᐟ ✦ ۫ ㅤㅤ 𝖊ㅤ 𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 R͢I͢S͢K͢S͢⠀⠀⠀ 𝖆 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙖 ⠀⠀ ⠀ ㅤㅤ 𝖗 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄.❕ ⠀ 𝖙 ︶ ͡ ۫ ·͙⁺˚*•̩̩͙💛•̩̩͙*˚⁺‧͙ ۫ ͡ ︶ ᴏꜰ ┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ 𝐆 𝐎 𝐋 𝐃

࿐✡⠀ ׂׂׂ𝘼𝙇𝙋𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙎𝙀 𝙀𝙇𝙍𝙄𝘾⁀ᩚᰔᩚ@armoredalchemist.bsky.social · last yr.

"... I know I look fabulous but are you sure you're right in the head calling me a cool person?"

"And why would that be? Are you implying I've got a double around here? Heh. Funny."

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · last yr.

“You look familiar. That’s all.” The horned figure rocked back and forth on his heels.

"Is there a reason why I shouldn't hate humans? What did they do to deserve any kindness from me?"

The bricks come hurling at Envy. Fast, but not fast enough to catch him before he transforms into a raven and soars away from any destruction from the rubble. "Always in the mood for a fight. Don't you ever learn? It'll do you best to respect your superiors."

𝗘𝗗𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗘𝗟𝗥𝗜𝗖『𝑭𝑼𝑳𝑳𝑴𝑬𝑻𝑨𝑳』『𝑨𝑳𝑪𝑯𝑬𝑴𝑰𝑺𝑻』@fullm3talheart.bsky.social · last yr.

Edward's short temper stopped from seeing. Colonel mustang's face. The state alchemist grinned with an evil but pleasant smile. ❝ You couldn't pick, anymore easier than his face! Nice try but stop JERKING ME AROUND !! ❞ Edward transmutes the ground. Into a pile of moving, rock stone bricks.

"So tragic and yet I didn't let myself be consumed by this so-called 'desire for friendship' with one of those pathetic humans. Heh. Still so ashamed at you own ugly looks that you can't even bear to show yourself without those tacky sunglasses? Greeeeed?"

𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑬𝑫𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑮 / 𝑮𝑹𝑬𝑬𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑨𝑽𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑪𝑰𝑶𝑼𝑺@greedth3avaricious.bsky.social · last yr.

@enviousshifter.bsky.social “ Look at the devil himself. Who has arrived, at the table. Still looking hideous as ever Envy. I haven't forgotten, about your face. And your grudge against humans is pitiful. You let your own jealousy manipulate you. Into your feelings of hate. What a tragedy! ”

Envy blinks, sort of set aback from that waving. "What's your deal? Didn't anyone teach you not to stare so long?"

Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · last yr.

@enviousshifter.bsky.social He's rubbing his eyes, then rubbing them again. Was he seeing things? Nope. There was a Homunculus. "..." He awkwardly waved to the entity.

"No one's ever called it a wonderful name before, but hey. I'll soak up the compliment. So then, how should I be calling you, doll?"

"Aww, what a coincidence to see you too, Lust. Last I heard, you were burning like a witch at the stake thanks to that Mustang fellow. Nice to see you back. I hope you don't die so soon this time around."

"You mean like this?" In a snap, Envy shapeshifts into ... Colonel Mustang. "Heh, I don't know how ugly this guy is, but I do know he pisses you off."

𝗘𝗗𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗘𝗟𝗥𝗜𝗖『𝑭𝑼𝑳𝑳𝑴𝑬𝑻𝑨𝑳』『𝑨𝑳𝑪𝑯𝑬𝑴𝑰𝑺𝑻』@fullm3talheart.bsky.social · last yr.

❝ SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE HELL UP !! 💢💢 I'LL TRANSMUTE YOU INTO SOMETHING WORSE. AND UGLIER THAN HOW YOU LOOK !! I WARNED YOU !! ❞

"That's it! That's it! Oooh, I did miss that temper. Thanks, Pip -- I mean, BEAN. You gave me a burst of energy from my otherwise dull, neverending life."

𝗘𝗗𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗘𝗟𝗥𝗜𝗖『𝑭𝑼𝑳𝑳𝑴𝑬𝑻𝑨𝑳』『𝑨𝑳𝑪𝑯𝑬𝑴𝑰𝑺𝑻』@fullm3talheart.bsky.social · last yr.

❝ WHO THE HELL, ARE YOU CALLING PIPSQUEAK!? I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S A PIPSQUEAK !! WHO CAN KICK ASS AND SEE 💢💢 !! SAY IT AGAIN AND YOU'LL BE SORRY !! ❞

"That's a weird habit. You should be careful, going around calling strangers sweet names. You wouldn't want to get the attention of the wrong person, now would you? The name's Envy. Time will tell whether or not I am the wrong person."

"Cutie? Oh, you must be that type who calls all strangers sweetie or honey or whatever."

"Oh, it's you, Pipsqueak. Just the ray of sunshine I needed."

𝗘𝗗𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗘𝗟𝗥𝗜𝗖『𝑭𝑼𝑳𝑳𝑴𝑬𝑻𝑨𝑳』『𝑨𝑳𝑪𝑯𝑬𝑴𝑰𝑺𝑻』@fullm3talheart.bsky.social · last yr.

Envy!

ᅠᅠ PLEASE ⠀ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⠀ DON'T ୨୧ TAKE S͟U͟B͟A͟R͟U͟ ᅠᅠ ⤷ SOMEWHERE⠀ 𖤐 ⠀ 𝙁𝘼𝙍 AWAY ‼ ᅠᅠ

Imagine you come back home and find this face waiting for you:

// no way there's a Subaru Sumeragi on here jaw. dropped!

ᅠᅠ ⠀⠀⠀ ᅠᅠ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐖𝐎𝐄 ⠀ ᯓ ⠀ BE ᅠᅠ ⠀ ᅠᅠ ⠀ ⤷ ᅠᅠUNTO BA͟B͟Y͟L͟O͟N͟⸝ ᅠᅠ ⠀⠀⠀ ᅠᅠ ⠀ ⠀ CITY 𝘍𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘌𝘕⠀ † ⠀ TO THE ᅠᅠ ⠀ ᅠᅠ ⠀ ᅠᅠ WR͟A͟T͟H͟ OF 𝐆𝐎𝐃 ！ ᅠᅠ

"Gluttony trying to eat the goddamn table as usual."

// they look like the goth kids that always hang out at that one spot in town