Anyone have any advice on dealing with French teenagers? It’s just… I don’t even know how to describe it.
Look, you’re not any MORE or any LESS likely to catch norovirus here at Epcot, so just try to enjoy your day, alright?
EPCOT Centre is once again named one of Parade Magazine’s “Top Family Day Trip Destinations of Central Florida”
Sometimes the single-rider line becomes the SINGLES-rider line. I’ve seen it myself.
Happy Chinese New Year to all who celebrate. We don’t have any discounts or anything
Lots of people on Reddit claiming our Japan pavilion uses deceased aquarium fish in the sushi. I’m here to tell you that’s patently false. It would be a violation of our contract with Sysco.
You get a little jaded at this job sometimes but when you see a grandma’s face light up the first time she learns about vertical farming… those moments stay with you.
Cold weather here in Orlando this week, but don’t mention it to the Canada pavilion’s own Bryan and Lewis! They’re walking around in shorts and telling all their coworkers that they’re babies.
If you see a celebrity at EPCOT try your best not to bother them asking for autographs. It might be their weekend with their kid.
People love to talk about how the Tanner family visited EPCOT in 1993, but what a lot of people forget is that the middle daughter forgot to put on sunscreen that day and later developed a drug problem.
PSA: The handicap parking lot at EPCOT Centre operates on the honor system. We have lots of grandparents visit with rascal scooters so please don’t make a fake tag.
Our founder, Robert Alan Epcot, recognized that there’s nothing children love more than learning about agricultural and geopolitics. He fulfilled his dream of sharing this magic with ALL of metropolitan Orlando. #ThankYouRobert
If you are a real Moroccan please don’t come to our Morocco pavilion and criticize our errors. If I went to Morocco and you had a little Statue of Liberty or something I would be honored. I would not point out if the torch was in the wrong hand, for example.
Due to EPCOT’s location, sometimes swamp creatures get in. Don’t panic! Just alert security. They just got a new metal pole with a loop at the end and are excited to try it out.
Did anyone call us from the 203 area code? We’d like to call back but are afraid it’s a telemarketer.
EPCOT Centre has many great family dining options, but if you don’t like any of those there’s always a Perkins down the street.
Strollers are available for a nominal fee! But remember, if your kid is too big for a stroller our other patrons will silently judge you. It’s not fair but there’s nothing we can do about it.
Our German passport stamper has been a little homesick lately. So if you see Klaus outside the bier hall tell him a nice “Guten tag” to brighten his day.
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