[ staring at his finger . ... why is he doing that . does bro have a splinter or something 💀 ] ... hm . curious abilities that alien had . it shot one of its life sucking barbs into my finger . [ WHY IS HE NOT TAKING IT OUT IF IT CAN DO THAT WHAT THE HELLY 😭 ]

elysia 🩷 this man's been alive since like 1776 btw 😭😭

elysia 🩷 hun and baxter work for shredder but i want it to be known and clear that bishop does NOT 👺 he's still evil as hell though

[ staring at his finger . ... why is he doing that . does bro have a splinter or something 💀 ] ... hm . curious abilities that alien had . it shot one of its life sucking barbs into my finger . [ WHY IS HE NOT TAKING IT OUT IF IT CAN DO THAT WHAT THE HELLY 😭 ]

i truly appreciate someone who will just get down to business . no foolishness, no nothing .

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8mo ago

As do I ! Oh, I am so relieved you said that ! It is so confusing otherwise. I am not a mind reader, I do not understand what people mean if they are not straightforward !

the golden thing . upon the pedestal in the middle . ... ... i think i now have greater things to be concerned about, though . you do not appear human .

i see . i do appreciate straightforwardness .

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8mo ago

I see… 💧 Earth terminology tends to confuse me at times. Where I am from, people say exactly what they mean. Here; they have something called ‘sarcasm’. It is terribly confusing.

i was saying it was wise of you to do so .

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8mo ago

I … just did. 💧

yes, you should apologize . [ 💀 . ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Oh… I see. 💧 My apologies, then. [ 💀 ]

24 karate gold what now .ᐣ

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕮𝐇'𝕽𝐄𝐋𝐋.@utromtyrant.bsky.social · 8mo ago

that is the one and only 24 karat gold la boo boo, dear government agent . 👹 [ 💀 . ]

what is that .... THING in times square .ᐣ

that is of no concern to you . that was a question for myself rather than you .

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Yes, it is — ! ✨ [ she blinks , confused. ] Radar … ? Forgive me, but I haven’t the faintest idea as to what you are talking about. 💧

i am not done . in fact, i have only just begun .

⠀ 𝕰𝑫𝑮𝑬.⠀@flyingblade.bsky.social · 8mo ago

⠀ ❪ Giving him a bored glance. ❫ hm? ⠀

excuse me .ᐣ

⠀ 𝕰𝑫𝑮𝑬.⠀@flyingblade.bsky.social · 8mo ago

⠀ ❪ A small eye roll… ❫ you’re done, right. ⠀

is that so .ᐣ how did you manage to slip under our radar ... .ᐣ [ it's more so a question to himself than to her . 💀 ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Because I enjoy traveling, of course. I assure you, my intentions are harmless ! It is so fascinating to see how earth cultures are different than my own and from others across the universe ✨. Besides, if I truly wanted to harm anyone, I would have done it years ago. I have been here — {+}

why do you need to learn more about earth's cultures .ᐣ are you perhaps going to use them for nefarious purposes .ᐣ [ ... 💀 . ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8mo ago

I am not an elf, and my business … [ She trails off. ] I suppose helping as many people as I can, and learning more about the different cultures earth has ! It is truly fascinating! ✨

not currently, but looks can be deceiving . we can't rule out the possibility quite yet .

⠀ 𝕰𝑫𝑮𝑬.⠀@flyingblade.bsky.social · 8mo ago

⠀ okay, does it look like I’m invadin’? ⠀

there is nothing regarding this topic to scoff about . earth has faced many alien invasions .

⠀ 𝕰𝑫𝑮𝑬.⠀@flyingblade.bsky.social · 8mo ago

⠀ otherworldly threats.. ❪ She scoffed. ❫ ⠀

what is your business here, elf .ᐣ [ 💀 . ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Your observation is correct, I am not — ! ✨

your behavior currently matches our previous data of otherworldly threats . you are one until proven otherwise .

⠀ 𝕰𝑫𝑮𝑬.⠀@flyingblade.bsky.social · 8mo ago

⠀ bold of you to assume. ⠀

of course i do . i'm the leader of the earth protection force ── it is my job to handle threats like you .

⠀ 𝕰𝑫𝑮𝑬.⠀@flyingblade.bsky.social · 8mo ago

⠀ ❪ Eye roll… ❫ I was actually askin’ if YOU had a problem. If so, then maybe you could deal with it. ⠀

you do not appear to be from earth . 👹

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8mo ago

May I help you, sir ?

elysia 🩷 don't expect him to get angry like the others do, but he WILL still hate her 💀

⠀ 𝕰𝑫𝑮𝑬.⠀@flyingblade.bsky.social · 8mo ago

⚡KRACKO for example Bishop is going to hate her just watch

yes, you are a problem . congratulations on putting two and two together . [ 💀🙏 ]

⠀ 𝕰𝑫𝑮𝑬.⠀@flyingblade.bsky.social · 8mo ago

⠀ problem? ⠀

elysia 🩷 YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY THERE . the only 2003 villains left are baxter and karai, since hun and bishop are already irritated with her HELPP 💀

⠀ 𝕰𝑫𝑮𝑬.⠀@flyingblade.bsky.social · 8mo ago

⚡KRACKO My goal is to make sure every villain muse Topaz has despises Edge and her rebellious attitude 😇

... a likely answer from a threat . they either can never provide reasoning, or they come up with a lie so obvious it could make one laugh . you are the former .

⠀ 𝕰𝑫𝑮𝑬.⠀@flyingblade.bsky.social · 8mo ago

⠀ ❪ A nonchalant shrug. ❫ ⠀

save it, raphael splinterson .

─╌ 𝑅𝘈𝘗𝘏𝘈𝘌𝘓 .ᐟ ( new 📌 )@crimsonsais.bsky.social · 8mo ago

if there's anyone we hate just as much as th' shredder .......

i saw you look at me, mutation . why are you here .ᐣ 👹

⠀ 𝕰𝑫𝑮𝑬.⠀@flyingblade.bsky.social · 8mo ago

⠀ ❪ Giving him a rather bored glance, then looking away as if he didn’t exist. 💀 ❫ ⠀