@epistone.bsky.social

Celtic 🍀, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇵🇸🇱🇧, no gammons or butchers aprons, please. I smell shite!

So Kenco have quietly changed their smooth blend. Here they are old and new side by side. The new "No7" blend is liquid dog shite. If you pished in it you couldn't tell the difference. Buyer beware.

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Buckfast wine originates from Roman Catholic Benedictine monks from Buckfast Abbey in Devon. They still brew it using Mistella (communion wine) as its base. And the huns love it 😀

What's the interview criteria for an English tv football commentator? "Bore me to death with the pishest patter you've got and the job's yours" I think I could stomach Engerland winning if we had Aztec football rules of human sacrifice, and it was the winners commentary team that were up for it

Thanks for spoiling football on its biggest stage America. Fuck your hydration (advertising) breaks and fuck your cheer leaders. No place in football. I hope you get pumped out swiftly and never get to host another one. Absolute mongols the lot of you.

The advertising at this World Cup has been shameless. Tobacco is supposed to be banned from sports advertising, yet every ref has been parading about with a fag packet tucked up each sleeve of his top. Utterly shameless.

Felt as though the ref in the Scotland and USA games let a lot go tonight. USA should have seen a few more cards and Scotland as poor as they were at times got nothing from a cynical at times Moroccan side