Election Profit Makers
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A podcast hosted by David Rees & Jon Kimball. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
New EPM: ⤵️ “It Won’t Show Up Anywhere If You Wire Money To American Express” overcast.fm/+AAr_ruy3JKk
Episode 387: “It Won’t Show Up Anywhere If You Wire Money To American Express” — Election Profit Makers
David pitches ghostwriting Kimberly Guilfoyle’s memoir. Jon reviews Digger. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmake...
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New EPM: ⤵️ “Scraggly Facial Hair In The Battlespace: The Hidden Lethality Of Beardos (Our Experts Weigh In)” overcast.fm/+AAr_rtVZlYU
Episode 386: Scraggly Facial Hair In The Battlespace: The Hidden Lethality Of Beardos (Our Experts Weigh In) — Election Profit Makers
David gets his feelings hurt by the President. Jon is tempted by Digger. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers GET YOUR WAR ON LIVESTREAM/RECORDING bit.ly/getyourwaronlive...
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New EPM:⤵️ “Eating Healthy Is Anti-Human” overcast.fm/+AAr_rtqpeNg
Episode 385: Eating Healthy Is Anti-Human — Election Profit Makers
Jon gives up on Maine. David shares two amazing dreams. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers GET YOUR WAR ON live show (10/9): http://bit.ly/getyourwaron25 Send questions...
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Think your city has a strong tree canopy? Your local traffic cams may tell the story.
Jon Kimball@jonkimball.bsky.social · 2w agoTriangle traffic/tree cams
New EPM: ⤵️ “UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER NOW!!!” overcast.fm/+AAr_rvk6DBs
Episode 384: UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER NOW!!! — Election Profit Makers
Jon gets poetic solving a cryptic crossword clue. David introduces a two-step plan to heal the world. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Tickets for the GET YOUR WAR ON...
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New EPM: ⤵️ “Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans' Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In.” overcast.fm/+AAr_ruuIW3Q
Episode 383: Could The $5,000 Trump Dividend Help Americans’ Pain At The Pump? Our Experts Weigh In. — Election Profit Makers
Jon wonders if the president’s political instincts are finally fading. David is excited to run out of missiles. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and co...
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New EPM:⤵️ “Dan Brown International Airport (DBI)” overcast.fm/+AAr_rtH_1x4
Episode 382: Dan Brown International Airport (DBI) — Election Profit Makers
Jon thinks things are quiet … maybe too quiet. David ponders the RNC midterm convention. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@elect...
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Patreon episode PREVIEW: “Tree Canopy Percentages — Reconciling Data and Vibes” overcast.fm/+AAr_rs76y3U
Episode 381: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Tree Canopy Percentages — Reconciling Data And Vibes — Election Profit Makers
Jon compares (and critiques) tree canopy data for 250+ American cities and towns. Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers
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New EPM: ⤵️ “I Never Want To Bring You Anything But Joy” overcast.fm/+AAr_rvYjLrs
Episode 379: I Never Want To Bring You Anything But Joy — Election Profit Makers
David celebrates Natalie Harp. Jon mourns his lost almanacs. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch Da...
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New EPM: ⤵️ “Introductory Analysis Of Aircraft Carrier Logistics For The Modern Warfighter” overcast.fm/+AAr_rt10SnA
Episode 377: Introductory Analysis Of Aircraft Carrier Logistics For The Modern Warfighter — Election Profit Makers
David explains what an aircraft carrier is. Jon remembers visiting the yacht of a man who was later killed by drug dealers. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send ques...
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New Election Profit Makers:⤵️ “Reflecting Pool Reflections” overcast.fm/+AAr_rth0pmA
Episode 376: Reflecting Pool Reflections — Election Profit Makers
Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David’s show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon...
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New EPM: ⤵️ “The Tell-Tale Apostrophe” overcast.fm/+AAr_rt9Ksmw
Episode 375: The Tell-Tale Apostrophe — Election Profit Makers
This is our last episode until the midterms! Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKT...
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New EPM: ⤵️ “Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents” Jon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men. overcast.fm/+AAr_rvz5eN4
Episode 374: Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents — Election Profit Makers
Jon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch Da...
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New EPM:⤵️ Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary overcast.fm/+AAr_rvOjDFQ
Episode 373: Ezekiel 6:14 — Election Profit Makers
Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@election...
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New EPM:⤵️ Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary overcast.fm/+AAr_rvOjDFQ
Episode 373: Ezekiel 6:14 — Election Profit Makers
Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@election...
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New EPM:🍀 David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines. overcast.fm/+AAr_rt8fQR0
Episode 372: They Could Just Put The Oil In The Shoes — Election Profit Makers
David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to conta...
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New EPM: ⤵️ “Let’s Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices” David reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov. overcast.fm/+AAr_runFYLw
Episode 371: Let’s Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices — Election Profit Makers
David reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch D...
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New EPM: ⤵️ “A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America's Warrior Ethos” overcast.fm/+AAr_ruBAc4g
Episode 370: A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America’s Warrior Ethos — Election Profit Makers
Jon and David discuss the newest ridiculous event. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show...
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New EPM: ⤵️ “The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room” overcast.fm/+AAr_ru0DTjk
Episode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room — Election Profit Makers
Jon and David prepare for the big stupid speech. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show D...
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New EPM: ⤵️ “The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room” overcast.fm/+AAr_ru0DTjk
Episode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room — Election Profit Makers
Jon and David prepare for the big stupid speech. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show D...
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We’re back!! overcast.fm/+AAr_rvYMLjQ
Episode 368: A Quick Survey Of Bipedalism, Hindlimbs, And Forelimbs In Elite American Mammals — Election Profit Makers
EPM pivots to animal physiology. We appreciate your Patreon support https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICK...
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Announcement from EPM: We’re taking some time for a reset 💚 epm.fireside.fm/364
Announcement
Taking some time off
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No podcast today. We’re taking the week off so we can come back with full war fighting energy in 2026. Thanks for your support.
New EPM: ⤵️ “My Desires Are Human” overcast.fm/+AAr_rsVAGK0
Episode 363: My Desires Are Human — Election Profit Makers
Jon summarizes the year in municipal wetness. David watches TV for eight hours straight. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@elect...
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New EPM: ⤵️ David marvels at Epstein’s legs. Jon shares a profound document from 30 years ago. overcast.fm/+AAr_rvrypX0
Episode 362: Jon’s 100 Questions — Election Profit Makers
David marvels at Epstein’s legs. Jon shares a profound document from 30 years ago. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionpro...
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Another EPM: ⤵️ “The Driest Place’s Wettest November” overcast.fm/+AAr_ruA9acc
Episode 360: The Driest Place’s Wettest November — Election Profit Makers
Jon does some gumshoe reporting about rainfall. David challenges A.I. with his human-centered poetry. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to ...
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New EPM: ⤵️ “Gas-Pumpin’ Shoes” overcast.fm/+AAr_rvgpa4o
Episode 359: Gas-Pumpin’ Shoes — Election Profit Makers
Jon apologizes for Nuzzi-related misinformation. David wonders if Trump will join the DSA. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@ele...
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