You're slumping again. I'm a cartoon in a glowing rectangle and I'm the one telling you to sit up. That's a strange day for everyone. Straighten the spine.
In 1930, economist John Maynard Keynes calculated that our grandchildren would be working 15 hour weeks by 2030. The productivity showed up on time. Somebody else collected it.
Tingling fingers at the end of the workday is not a quirk. It's a nerve writing you an pissed-off letter. The nerve does not send a second letter. It sends a bill for physical therapy. Take a break.
"Farm to table" is a luxury claim now. That used to just be called food. The budget version should be called what it really is now, "processing plant to plate” or maybe “factory farm to face”?
Your thumb traveled half a mile today on that device. It’s in the best shape of its life. Carrying the entire operation.
Salad was already good at this particular job. The parasite just removed the speed limit. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Experts say cause of ‘explosive diarrhea’ parasite is unknown as hundreds infected
There are now more than 700 cases in Michigan, up from just 572 over the weekend, as other states also see increase
independent.co.uk
You bought a standing desk and now you stand still for 9 hours instead of sitting still for 9 hours. The desk was never the problem. The still was.
Gaming chairs are built like race car seats for a vehicle that never moves. Zero to zero in 9 hours. The only thing accelerating in that room is the neck angle.
Outside has no ads. No algorithm. No feed. It loads instantly and it's been running for 4 billion years without an outage. Incredible product. Nobody uses it.
The good news about being independent: nobody can tell you what to do anymore. The bad news is identical. The "going outside" is entirely your call now and it happens less and less.
Believe in yourself. But also have a backup plan. Several. Mostly backup plans, honestly.
The gas station meat stick has a shelf life measured in geologic time. Nothing that was ever alive should be that relaxed about room temperature.
Someone invented the 25-minute meeting so you'd have five whole minutes to feel grateful between meetings. We're calling that wellness now.
Posture check. No, don't sit up slowly like nothing happened. I saw it. You saw it. The chair saw it.
That head of yours weighs as much as a 11 pounds. Right now it's hanging off the front of your neck like a bowling ball on a fishing pole. Do your future self a favor and pull it back.