Erich with an H
@erichwithanh.bsky.social
Singer-songwriter guy who uses a plastic pumpkin as a tip jar. Once a burly barkeep shook my hand and called me a “mother%&ing bard.” Best compliment I ever got.
Pigtricia Arquette? Patricia Porkquette? Harmony Hormel?
With these new glasses I am entering my Buck Henry dotage.
You: This is how I became the Joker. Steve Miller: This is how I became the smoker and the midnight toker.
Ah, good ol’ Lindsey Graham! Sorry… phone autocorrected “dead” to “good.” Anyway, I’m glad he’s good.
This is bad, right…? You don’t “urgently” hire a “research director” to “stand up to the wealthy elite and fight for Mainers” if you’re planning on dropping out… right??? www.daybook.com/job/research...
Why are they showing the Dianetics commercial from the ‘90s?
Samantha Burns@cheesecakechik.bsky.social · last mo.HELP IM CRYING
How can we make the bends sound hip and fun?
Kathryn Tewson@kathryntewson.bsky.social · last mo.Y’all I know a lot of things are real bad right now, but here’s one of them
Like a modern day Narcissus, he could not stop staring at his own reflection in the pool...
Welcome to the new corporate America. We respond to company emails with hearts and use exclamation marks at the end of every sentence.
That scene from TOTAL RECALL where Benny says he wishes he had three hands but he’s talking to an N64 controller.
LET ME EAT THE PORTOBELLO GOOMBA
Nintendeal@nintendeal.com · 2mo agoSUPER FAMILY RESTAURANT will open at the Nintendo Museum in the fall of 2026 "We are currently preparing a variety of menu items, including food and desserts. More details, including the opening date, will be announced at a later date."
Joe Rogan looks like he’s a suspicious gift left by the Greeks at the gates of Troy, filled with smaller Joe Rogans. A J’rogan Horse, if you will.
Ian Boudreau@ianboudreau.com · 2mo agoThis is normally what people look like when you take pictures of them underwater
tfw Spectrum doesn’t cancel Corncob TV.
Brad Lander@bradlander.bsky.social · 2mo agoThe verdict is in!
My wife hates it when I call my vasectomy “child-proofing”
GO to Shark Island for the affair, STAY to have your penis reattached.
Andrew Otis Weiss@thatweissguy.bsky.social · 2mo agoWent to the Outer Limits today, and scored this.
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999; dir. Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sanchez)
Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 3mo agoYour scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they COULD etc etc.
