Since #chaos is the rule of the day, you might as well embrace it. Go to work in drag. Eat your cereal with a fork. Get dogs and cats to live together. Run with the mass hysteria. #vss365

You can't truly appreciate the destructive nature of #chaos until you're stuck inside a madman's demented fever dreams. I guess we're in the "burn it all down" phase of our empire and it will take wisdom and foresight to rebuild it correctly. #vss365

An apple a day gets you kicked out of the Garden of Eden. Such is the power of #fruit. #vss365

"In other news, recent changes to the food pyramid now recognize #Fruit Rollups and strawberry Pop Tarts as a part of the fruits and vegetables section, so makes sure to eat your deli, sugar-laden veggies." #vss365

I think Andrew Tate is about to find out how little he matters to the people in power in this country.

Why does everyone act so shocked when Trump lies about everything? Lying about everything has always been his defining characteristic.

Why don't you #tend to your own garden before you worry about mine? #vss365

Something you can count on in social media: anyone with a fake handle, fake name, and fake picture will #tend to be an asshole. #vss365

You're not being persecuted for your beliefs, you're being mocked because you're an asshole.

peel away the skin searching for something deeper beyond just good looks #scifaikusaturday

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The #ScifaikuSaturday #prompt for 01 August 2026 is #SKIN 🚀👽🛸🖊️👍 #AmWriting #BlueSkyPoetry #Haiku #MicroPoem #PoetsOfBlueSky #Poetry #PoetryCommunity #SciFi #SFF #WritingPrompts 🎨 See image alt text

Eventually the moment will #arrive and the worldwide celebration will look like Coruscant when the Emperor died. #vss365

"When they #arrive, what do we say?" "Get some!" "No!" "Um. Welcome to Earth." "Better..." "We'll happily take you to our leader if you promise to take him back with you." "And..." "And put him in your intergalactic zoo." "There we go. Let's get those banners up!" #vss365

"They're eventually going to find this country smashed into a wall, #brakes blown, and the JATO rockets still madly firing. We learned too late the price of worshiping ignorance was catastrophic failure." #vss365

The cool thing about humans is we can turn anything into a weapon. A rock. A stick. Mass media. Social media. A computer that can draw things for you...

No matter how exhausted you are with the shenanigans, keep going. Don't let the bastards drag you down.

Things I was, unfortunately, born too late to appreciate: The Barbary #Coast. Either the one in North Africa or the one in San Francisco. The best I can get now is New Orleans, which is cool, but sorely lacking in piracy. #vss365

"It must be nice to be one of those beautiful people who starts on 3rd base and gets to #coast through life. Unfortunately, we weren't rich and I'm not attractive enough to get by on my looks." #vss365

"Have you ever had one of those days where everything went wrong, everyone was yelling at you, and you thought to yourself, 'Maybe today is a good day to #descend into madness'?" #vss365

How far do you have to #descend before you realize you've become everything you thought you hated but secretly loved? #vss365

When you hit the #summit of your life will you be standing on top of Everest or standing on a box outside of a WalMart and screaming about gods? #vss365

The worst thing about #writing a book is you finish and then the hard part hits - you've got to get people to read the damned thing. It's like hitting the #summit and realizing there's, like, several more summits you have to climb to. #vss365

Try a rum Manhattan. You won't be sorry. Just start with good rum.

nanodocs, space drugs can't repair a broken heart only whiskey helps #scifaikusaturday

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The #ScifaikuSaturday #prompt for 25 July 2026 is ⛓️‍💥👩‍🔧 🚀👨‍🔧 👨‍💻 ❤️‍🩹 #REPAIR 🚀👽🛸🖊️👍 #AmWriting #BlueSkyPoetry #Haiku #MicroPoem #PoetsOfBlueSky #Poetry #PoetryCommunity #SciFi #SFF #WritingPrompts 🎨 See image alt text

It's unfortunate that kids today will never learn the joy of revving the engine up, slamming the #shift into the next gear, and getting that jolt of acceleration that made everything seem okay in the world. #vss365

"People act like there was some slow #shift from good to evil, but that's not true. We've always been the bad guys. Relentless propaganda convinced us otherwise." #vss365