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@ericplais.bsky.social
husband, cat dad, Twins fan trans rights are human rights | he/him, bi icon commissioned from @frogletcomics.bsky.social
they’re going to come to her in her dreams and ask what the fuck happened
@jane.meangirls.online did you see the Kody Clemens slam
what if it was the “Goufe Troupe” and they were medieval stage performers
insane that this article was published three days ago this would be like saying we need to trust that the new coach knows what he’s doing *after* he kills half the team in a bus accident
Centrists always present these takes as savvy "harsh truths" for the left, but they're the most pathetic kind of ignorant, cowardly self-soothing. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
what the fuck is this salary cap ad, get this shit off my fucking screen
can they fucking stop with the progressive becoming your parents ads it’s like a bit from a family friendly comedian that has vastly overstayed its welcome
had a pancake breakfast and then played some games on my computer for a while, now it’s off to the bookstore
what is the best birthday breakfast food
happy birthday to me
this book title has been stuck in my head for a long long time
god after designing the centipede: “this idea has legs”
This happened to my b- hey wait a fucking second
micd up dylan cease calling pitches on the broadcast with the booth had me geekin the fuck out
Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
everyone who works to keep life shitty for you and your loved ones is hanging out and having a blast with the people you thought were supposed to be looking out for you
RIP here’s a heeeeelarious anecdote about how all politicians grift
if I had a queue for using dumbbells I’d call it the weightlist