Coming Wed 11/12! How To Craft The Perfect TV Pitch Workshop presented by the NY Comedy Festival. How do you take your great idea and make into a TV pitch? We'll tell you the secrets. Tickets are going fast! 7:30pm Rodney's in NYC. Join us! Tell a pal! nycomedyfestival.com/lineup/how-t...

We can’t ever have a quiet day anymore can we

Regarding this NBA gambling/fixing scheme. I have said it for years. Someone has to look into those Globetrotters games. Something very hinky going on there.

I have been downgraded to “Cranky”

Do you think you have the idea for the next big tv show? @justinstangel.bsky.social & I are teaching a workshop presented by the New York Comedy Festival called “How To Craft The Perfect TV Pitch.” 11/12 7:30pm Rodney’s in NYC Tix available here! Spread the word! nycomedyfestival.com/lineup/how-t...

Not even trying

From the photo it looks like it tested positive for being delicious

Hold up. Muppets have bones? And organs?

Ok friends. @Justin_Stangel & I are running a workshop on How To Craft The Perfect TV Pitch at the Vermont Comedy Festival on 12/7 open to all comics accepted to the fest. They are taking submissions til 9/15. So sign up, do your act & come hang with us! www.vermontcomedyfestival.com/submit

Ok friends. @Justin_Stangel & I are running a workshop on How To Craft The Perfect TV Pitch at the Vermont Comedy Festival on 12/7 open to all comics accepted to the fest. They are taking submissions til 9/15. So sign up, do your act & come hang with us! www.vermontcomedyfestival.com/submit

I just realized at 4:51 pm that today is wednesday

Marty is a starting 1st grade? So this means Stop & Shop has hired a child to roam and clean up the store??

In one word, describe your state of mind right now. I’ll go first- Yeesh

Just heard Travis and Taylor are engaged. If you don’t see me around here much it’s because I have one hell of a bachelor party to plan.

Worst superhero origin story ever

IT’S AUGUST 12TH!!! WHAT ARE WE DOING???

IT’S AUGUST 12TH!!! WHAT ARE WE DOING???

The Switch Witch swapped out all my medication for raisins

Excellent craftsmanship

If I had this, you wouldn’t see me not wearing it

Da hell is this?

What’s the catch?

Maybe they should consider going nuts for spellcheck

It’s July 11th motherfuckers

I just fucked up some Babybel cheese.

I was at the game where both of these things happened

You better believe I am doing the full Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders choreography in my car right now

We bombed Iran all the way back to March

Well Iran, I hope you learned your lesson. Your nuclear program is now like three months behind. #checkmate

Only $1,000?? What’s the catch???