FOLD THE CHEESE IN

Omelette daddy

I think I’m still drunk from last night to be honest

About to eat the fuck out of this omelette

I’m quitting drinking again at the end of August lollll

Why are these the only photos from last night

When you lock yourself out of your friends apartment building wearing one slipper and 0 phone and have to throw said slipper at the window 3 stories up to get her attention to get back inside 🫠

I did eventually get ready

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My friend: you’re getting ready right? Me: yeah totally Actually me:

Finish herrrrrr

My bestie thinks I’m cheating bc I’m good at gaming lmao

My friend gets so mad I always beat her at mortal kombat lmaoooooooooo

Sorry I always win

Drinking pre workout and dancing really hard around my living room counts as working out right

My friend: you’re getting ready right? Me: yeah totally Actually me:

Bought a bunch of new clothes and I got this matching 90s track suit that makes me feel like baby spice

I’m the worst I bought this Guess t shirt just bc my fav kpop idol was wearing it in a photoshoot lmao

I have not worked out all weekend I gotta get my ass back in gear starting tomorrow. I’ve been bad

Time to blast some kpop and wake myself up I’ve been a couch zombie all day

When the bestie texts you she’s on her way over with a 40 of vodka

Good Night? Man Needs Help

Alt: Good Night? Man Needs Help

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Well then

I love when I get ID’d getting a drink 🤣 Two handed? Yes please

The odyssey was a masterpiece

Going to see the odyssey in IMAX I can’t waaaait

You don’t own me

Certified lover girl

I don’t even care a little bit

My two personalities

My husband is a misandrist

My type of man is the kind of man who lets me walk him like a dog FUCK the Patriarchy

Park Jihoon's 'Sorry Not Sorry' Moment in Weak Hero

Alt: Park Jihoon's 'Sorry Not Sorry' Moment in Weak Hero

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The hottest thing a man can be is a little scared of me