min cut = max flow

How many pills y'all take per month?

When monkeys throw poop at you, catch it and throw it right back at them. It will devastate them emotionally.

a nazi pedophile that loves data centers is fully funding the republican partys midterm efforts

There's a crocodile mental health crisis after years of their tears being dismissed as insincere

Is drunk driving unc? Is it cheugy?

Anyone wanna go to Long John Silver's with me? I will almost certainly throw up after. You can stay/join for that part if you want, but no obligation.

How does Matthew McConaughey feel about being best known for playing Cool Guy Pedophile?

Call a random Republican congressman and ask if they support ethnic cleansing of Haitians.

When did humans first domesticate violence?

Vas Legas

What a pussy ass bitch

Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social · last wk.

James Clyburn says on @meetthepress.com that he supports adding four seats to the Supreme Court: “A baker’s dozen would be a good number to have on the court.”

Yo @smith.senate.gov, what was this about?

Usha understands that JD will never be President

I cum to find out...

I'm running for President in 2028. This is not a joke. If I win, I will use Presidential Immunity™ to execute the executives of every collaborating company. No other Democratic candidate is serious about solving America's problems.

Pookleblinky@pookleblinky.bsky.social · last wk.

Consider that not a single one of these billionaire freaks and their executives loudly collaborating, are at all worried about what Democrats will do if they get back in power. Not a single dem leader is calling for them to be meaningfully punished or even inconvenienced for going whole fash.

more very disturbing comments here and i am demanding that democrats demand that republicans denounce this monstrous person www.mediamatters.org/clay-travis/...

Clay Travis is a racist conspiracy theorist, and his "credo" is "all women are sluts"

mediamatters.org

If you elect me President, I will grant citizenship to every undocumented immigrant currently in America and anyone trump deported. If anyone challenges this in court, I'll execute them using Presidential Immunity™

Republicans are your dad beating you with a belt. Democrats are your mom watching it happen. And then they fuck.

Kent State, Won't State

Porn' milk on my cereal

In Soviet Russia, grass touch you

Generative AI should be fully illegal in advertisements. If you break this rule, your company is banned from advertising forever. If politicians do it, death penalty.

When something in America doesn't make sense, the answer is always racism.

Steve Herman@newsguy.bsky.social · 2w ago

WaPo - Former officials question the White House's public case that the existing architecture is insufficiently hardened, noting a secret bunker built during the Obama administration specifically to protect the president from threats, including a nuclear attack. wapo.st/3SrqTRB

You have to be dumb as dogshit to be a conservative. I'm the only 2028 Democratic Presidential nominee willing to say it. No media organizations are willing to interview me because they can't handle hard truths.

Andrew Lawrence@ndrew.bsky.social · 2w ago

if you want a hard truth that youre not allowed to speak in the media, i have one: you have to be dumb as dog shit to actually be a conservative

I want the entire federal government to be brought to a complete standstill for two years. I do not want to hear anything about "working with my friends across the aisle" or any crap like that.

Mortadella is the Dubai chocolate of bologna

If you elect me President, I will use Presidential Immunity™ to change the 4th word of Hakeem Jeffries's Wikipedia page.

Anyone else have a visceral reaction to hearing Mike Johnson talk?

If you're disappointed by Hakeem Jeffries, that's on you. Some of us knew from the start that he sucked shit.