Finally finished! I’ve been working on this Ninja Turtles embroidery for months. Embroidery based on artwork from @mooncalfe1.bsky.social

I’m trying plan time with my husband, to pick up kids, go to the grocery store, pick up an order, time to cook dinner, exercise, and finish a report that’s overdue and I come home to my husband watching tv and a sink full of dishes. I’m over here planning everything and hr can’t even do dishes.

Updates from my new embroidery. Two down two to go. Based on a @mooncalfe1.bsky.social TMNT illustration

I just need to say that getting @dropout.tv was the best purchase I’ve made this year

“We just wanted a half time show in English” yeah well last years show was in English and they didn’t like that one either

We should have the Congress and Senate wear patches showing who their donors are. Just like nascar drivers

I was so excited to see @alexwinter.com and Keanu Reeves in Waiting for Godot tomorrow but instead I am sick in bed. Most non triumphant.

Oooohhhh it turns out the real villain in stranger things was the us government the whole time

Christmas cards!

Hey Senate Dems- GET FUCKED

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My 13 year old’s biggest issue with Breaking Bad is not the drugs or the violence. He is concerned over Walter and Skyler’s marriage and that their lack of communication. He was also very concerned with Skyler’s smoking at the gas station while pregnant

At the ER last night (my kid is fine) Dr - hmm well I’m note sure what’s wrong but we will figure it out Me- it’s ok. I know what’s wrong. I saw it on House. It’s Lupus Teen- OMG mom you can’t just say that Dr- it could be super Lupus

Last night in the ER my teen was getting checked out (they are fine) Nurse - ok let’s listen to your lungs Me (whispers loudly to teen) - this is just like that show I watch - Law and Order Teen - omg mom you can’t just say things Nurse - laughs Me- I actually don’t watch Law and Order

Had to take my kid to the ER last night (they are fine) Dr - just a few tests. And let’s do an X-ray Me- we can just add more tests. Let’s test like we are in a country with universal healthcare Dr- laughs

The American people have the chance to do the funniest thing. We leave TikTok in droves so these maga investors waste 14 billion dollars

My teen is watching Breaking Bad and so far he is most freaked out by the flip phones they use

Is there a Hallmark movie about a fan going on a Hallmark movie cruise and falling in love with her favorite Hallmark movie star? If not can I trademark that idea so I can sell it to Hallmark?

Hey remember that show Designated Survivor? Yeah I liked that show

As an adult in her 40’s I spend entirely too much time wondering what superpower I would want and what wishes I would make if I found a genies lamp

Good morning 🌞

Started a rewatch of Futurama NYE 1999 Fry- here’s to another lousy millennium Oh sweet summer child. You have no idea

At a morning wedding and I’m 2 drinks in. That’s a lot for someone who doesn’t drink often. ….. Maybe should drink more

For Caterday here is another pic of baby Hades as well as a reminder that trump is on Epstein’s list

We took our 13 and 16 year olds to see The Naked Gun. They loved it and proclaimed it “better than Lego Batman.”

I’m so thrilled I’ll be able to see Kerry Butler in Bat Boy!!!!! This just made my year!! 🦇

Hey Bluesky meet Hades Lord of Darkness. cause of course that’s what my kids decided to name him.

I just bought tickets to see Bat Boy the Musical. This is like my favorite musical and I never got to see it when it was off Broadway. I do try to go to every regional theater doing it near me that I can find. I love this silly show

Does anyone remember the original Nick at Night show Hi Honey I’m Home? It’s been 84 years and I can still sing the theme song

I think it’s done! @mooncalfe1.bsky.social has the best TMNT art! Thank you for creating such beautiful art! (Close up on Raphael cause I think he came out the best)