Erin T
@erint.bsky.social
Writer, researcher, singer, Bey hive, settler on Treaty 6 territory
Luckily, I have always thought Ed Sheeran was a mediocre bore. Turns out he is a gutless mediocre bore.
The oilers are more evidence that Edmonton can’t have nice things. Sigh.
The look when Winnie decides it’s time to stop working and go for a walk.
Bought the Westjet staff coffee cards cuz strikes are hard on them, and got upgraded. Wasn’t intended to be transactional but I guess I’ll take it. Lol.
Just over here crying over a dog I’ve never met. How are y’all? Lol.
Could we at least have a single day between deluge flooding season and wildfire smoke season? Yeesh.
Hey so anyone else’s neighbourhood in YEG smell like rank boiled eggs? 🤣
I was just forced to see a lot of myself on the doorbell camera (to delete them off the SD card because I refuse to pay for cloud storage) and LET ME TELL YOU that angle is humbling. I’m going to go cry now.
As proof of how much things have changed, I once paid money to watch Jesse Fucking Brown interview Glenn Greenwald. Lol. 🫠
Omfg
I know I’m a certified T Swift hater™️ but getting married at MSG is objectively lame as hell.
Million dollar idea: invent a process to make boba balls out of psyllium so we can drink boba AND meet our fibre goals at the same time. If Metamucil can get all jelly-ish… I think it can be done
I just watched Code of Misconduct about the rape trial of the 2018 world junior hockey players. I’m still too angry to have a hot take.
Dear clothing designers: can you make dresses that aren’t for milk maids, and can you make shirts that reach below the belly button.
When can we have an honest conversation about how LED light bulbs are a scam? They are not lasting 10 years. That’s a lie. They aren’t even lasting 2 years.
Every time I think I want to date again all I have to do is go on a date and then I remember why I don’t wanna do that. 🤣
In Montreal for work. Got here in time to hear the Forum crowd sing the national anthem. No idea how far I am from the Forum.
I’m sorry, what? She wants a referendum on whether to have a referendum? I hate this dumb c**t so fucking much.
Putting together my team’s talent show number for our company retreat. We take being the best team seriously. Winnie is obviously involved as our team leader. 🤣
Quick trip to Toronto for work. Visited the aquarium after the serious business was done. I made a friend.
Got a massage after work and then the hockey game immediately reversed the vibes.
SCOOP: I attended the launch of David Parker’s Centurion Project last night. I happened to step outside when an Elections Alberta investigator and the cops arrived. open.substack.com/pub/theorcha...
SCOOP: Elections Alberta investigating separatists for accessing electors list
An elections watchdog investigator showed up with police to the April 29 launch of David Parker's Centurion Project to follow up on a cease-and-desist letter.
open.substack.com
Why do the oilers always insist on doing things the most difficult way possible?
Feedback I just got on a thing I wrote: “I think the acronym SDOH [social determinants of health] should be avoided as it is dehumanizing”. Excuse me while I pitch myself off a bridge.