I give my right hand to the Occidentals and my left to the Orientals
Dr. Erique Zhang // 张尔宁 🇵🇸
@erique.bsky.social
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Going into Urban Outfitters as a millennial is full emotional damage. Everything is just a somehow even cheaper version of what we wore in high school 😭😭
My mom taught me if you don't have anything nice to say about someone...you say it behind their back
There's a Subaru outside of this coffee shop whose license plate says SUBOWOO. This is exactly what I expected of Colorado Springs
Took my mother to a bookshop and she said do people even still read physical books...she said
Adore Delano Crying on RuPaul's Drag Race
ALT: Adore Delano Crying on RuPaul's Drag Race
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a man will constantly talk about being straight and y'all will still call him a queerbaiter
They should give you a medal for surviving an entire day in Chinatown with your Chinese immigrant mother
Rudely reminded that it's white men in flip flops season
My mom when I try to tell her to stop using ChatGPT
the yunguns are using jorts to refer to a silhouette instead of jean shorts
I predict maggots for brains is gonna be in my Spotify wrapped this year 🥲
Concept: a drag queen named Roberta Galbraith
One Canadianism I will never conform to is "pencil crayons"
I'm in the final chapter of Live a Live with a party consisting of two twinks, a chick, and a nonbinary robot
The concept of Zohran Mamdani in a wet shirt making the news
At an udon restaurant and I can hear Cantonese, Mandarin, and Korean ❤️ all the former colonies coming together
trying to convince more people to listen to Perfume Genius by describing him as a less Christian but somehow even gayer and more depressive version of Sufjan Stevens
People calling a Chinese American antisemitic because she made a video about how American mahjong isn't real mahjong.... Guys let's wrap it up, there is no longer any need to be online. Go volunteer in your community or something
If you catch me watching Leviticus edits set to an Ethel Cain song don't ask me if I'm okay you already know the answer
If I titled my book Beauty in Strife would I have to clear the rights with Tyra
Guys... Leviticus isn't an allegory for conversion therapy. It's literally a film about conversion therapy. It's not an allegory when that's the literal plot 😭
Dr. Erique Zhang // 张尔宁 🇵🇸@erique.bsky.social · 2mo agoJust watched Leviticus I am NOT OKAY
I survived Vancouver public transit going downtown during FIFA season
Jeb Bush's Iconic 'Please Clap' Moment
ALT: Jeb Bush's Iconic 'Please Clap' Moment
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Stupid song has won me over to Olivia Rodrigo I fear
Are you really an Asian/American author if you haven't been criticized for "bad" representation
People during pride month speculating about whether "trade" comes from "trading" pics on Grindr or men working in "trade".... If you don't know your gay history then maybe just don't speak on it????
so tempted to start signing my emails like this
