Beric day 17… started and had to stop. Woof. I can’t cry before work mofos.
Eris Montez
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They/Them 🇵🇭🇺🇸 Friendly neighborhood arachnochist. Discordihuh. Relative to Aneris and high fiving. Pecan pie w/o the pecans. Bartender because everything else sucks. insta/twitch: ErisMontez Wont follow but I'll list. I'm trying to keep that 69. Nice
Goddamn Ray X Beric. Why you gotta make me love this arc so hard.
I hate it when things shift me into super horny “me want fucky” mode when i really really really don’t care for it nor have anyone I’m desiring to engage with on that level. It’s like, calm the fuck down body, stop this absolute fucking nonsense.
This is why one should always refer to him as “Daddy Scalzi”
John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 3w agoLOOK I'M A DAD DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE SURPRISED BY THE DAD JOKES PEOPLE
No Pixel popping back up is definitely fantastic but also absofuckinglutely addicting. Yay but also, there I go, fixating on the character stories. This is my reality tv show.
Gotta love folks who can see through the utter and total bullshit. Delusion is one hell of goddamn drug. 🍵
You know what is great? Knowing your cycle. You know what is also not great? Understanding you are in the cycle and getting caught up in it and then that moment when everything clicks and you can only go "oh.. fuck.. Ok, that makes sense. OH MY GOD STOP BRAIN" Can''t help but laugh/cry.
Anyone else’s body get extremely excited when it knows it can go to the bathroom and it just wants to yeets its contents as fast as possible, making you fucking run to the toilet before it happens? Thanks industry, for making my bladder this way
Could never tire of my line of work. Hanging out in the back hallway, the door opens, and a bunch of bubbles just float down towards me. Yep. Whimsy lives here.
The conversation around Ariana Grande's 'Petal' video and the content of it? ... well.. I mean. Isn't it sadly funny and also so very damn fitting...
Gemini pull of cards: "Major change and transformation, shedding of old skin. Time in August should be spent on self healing and breaking old habits that are destructive." Makes sense, given that i'm uprooting and moving from an old space. I'll miss it, but not the literal shit situation it had. 🫡
Have I been cursed with continuously having super close proximity to folks that seem to either be going through a psychotic break or just are fucking nasty and disgusting individuals? The world may never know. Stay tuned for a very fucking fun story about my past year. 😘
I love how I’m faced with hell currently and I’m all like “well. This is like the snow storm of 20xx!!” I don’t know if it’s resilience or just being fucking batshit.
Damn. I forgot how good solo quiet time was. While the possibility of going out and being social was available, honestly… curling up in recharging is everything I want and desire. There is always tomorrow and far better ways to expend the energy I’m reserving.
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The Scottish guys in Boston are amazing. Also, when asked “Hey, is this a gay bar?” And my answer being everyone is welcome here friend”, hisbass being overly excited and cheering was absolutely the right way to respond.
I feel like this shouldn’t even be a discussion (like, hello? Why hasn’t this been a thing?)
Abilu Tangwa.@abilutangwa.bsky.social · 4mo ago10 Reasons to Love Solar Power 1. Zero CO₂ to run 2.Infinite fuel 3.sunlight 4Cuts air pollution 5.Creates local jobs 6.Low water use 7.Price keeps dropping 8.Powers homes + grids 9. Works off-grid too 10. Energy independence Future-proof tech
Sometimes it’s those late night uber drives home that really are fucking wonderful. Sharing culture and intricacies of things… goddamn. This is what i live for
Last few days I got to see my body turn into a slow motion hive lava lamp. Gotta say, in some ways I learned a lot. In other ways, you kinda learn who can actually show care.
Nothing quite like getting covered in itchy hives and welt in less than 20 mins from neck, chest, and arms. No throat closing or difficulties breathing though. Only good thing about almost getting anaphylaxis in the past? I guess, I know when I should immediately run to the hospital.
Agnes Cecile captures an ethereal moment in 'The Bow' like a purple wave of emotion. "Welcome spring, through its first blooming wisteria" Watercolor and acrylic on paper
I really wish I journaled my whole past 15 years cause holy shit man. I can’t even make up the last few years and recounting the shit that’s happening is 🤯. I need to go to a forest and probably scream for at least an hour.
Clenching my teeth and telling myself that not going to things lately is for a good reason. (It really is. Saving money for the move is big/important. It just sucks watching it all happen.)
Woke up too late for my hair appointment. But it’s ok. If I made it, I would’ve never had the fantastic dream of snuggling with someone who was utterly wonderful and gave me not only sweet little whispers of solid advice, but a damn good massage. Worth the penalty 🥲🫠
Something just broke in my brain. I mean…. When I saw a vid reminding me of what it was like to sleep in the Philippines or even in the natural world. The world is alive if it’s filled with consistent noise…. The current situation is desire shift to power to those who want to silence it all.
Know that if you are ever scared of me stealing your human, that means you aren’t doing enough. Cause holy shit. My platonic love shouldn’t make you feel so insecure.
Had a dream about going to Mexico on a trip and finding an amazing sex toy that got me all kinds of excited in the dream. It was a vibrator that you inserted that featured a clit massager but also allowed you to peg someone but for some reason it also featured a buzz saw to cut things? Confused.