ERolf
@erolfpleiss.bsky.social
have flown reindeer, twice 📍currenrly, Rural Illinois; formerly, Mars
Lifetime collection of unmatched socks, Otto Pleiss, age 6
these dudes just LOVE war and yet they spend every other day pretending like their little mass casualty event is over. trump and his team are weak and they’re flailing. do not let the merry band of gop pedos and enablers pretend they weren’t stuck to his jock.
Every time Trump delays the Iranian military that was decimated five months ago gains more time to manufacture budget drones that cost the USA 10 million dollars to blow up. And he never gets a deal for his troubles because he cannot accept his own loss. 2020 election denial level bullshit coming
Waiting in line for the farm supply store to open so you can get the lids for your canning project that of course you lost since last year like you do
Look at hawley doing his best trump dance as he wiggles into his questions. someone check if the president sent him poorly fitting shoes!
Hawley is using his questioning time to craft clips for Hannity
Being an election judge for the past four years has been pretty fun. You go set up some machines, talk to your neighbors and friends, then go home and get a check on the mail for your effort. Pretty cool. This year I’m on the ballot so I’m not an election judge.
Played a new to me disc golf course last night. Pretty fun and challenging park course in Princeton, Illinois. app.udisc.com/applink/cour...
City County Park Disc Golf Course - Princeton, Illinois | UDisc Disc Golf Course Directory
Recently installed 18 hole park style course. (Concrete teepads in 2026)
app.udisc.com
What should I plant in the garden this August? Hot hot hot maybe could get some lettuce started in the shaded garden floor. Give me a good reason to trim up lower leaves and get air flowing anyway. Need to be better at taking advantage of the second half of the growing season.
Hot dogs are a salad delivery device, if you’re doing it right.
Congress doesn’t haven’t enough cool handshakes. everyone on the appropriations committee has to make a little motion like they’re asking for a tip and then they slap hands. Different parties add their own swagger to the moves. President should wear gloves when interacting with congress.
I hate it. You spend all week getting your work done and then on Monday there is more work again. What happened over the weekend? Where did the work come from?
Swap the water for horsey sauce and Arby’s has a new franchise strategy.
stop struggling to stay hydrated. drink water constantly. drink it irresponsibly. painfully. forget alcohol. drink yourself to death with water
Antifa is short for Aunt Faith, your dad’s kinda out there weirdo hippie sister. She rules because she lets you drink pop with cereal at breakfast.
Sometimes you just gotta go wild on a pizza and a bottle of ranch.
MFers talkin bout the tradition and artistry of hunting doves? Gtfo, you’re shootin pigeons.