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THS Forums Scanner @es-tonechroma.bsky.social · last mo.

sorry for only posting conflicts recently, i went to a wholesome board so you can't complain okay? :) let's learn something

A screenshot from the "THS Forums" on a board called OEPStudents, conversation on a thread titled "about an old plant" reads as follows:

OEPStudents / about an old plant
Risa_e_art<

8:32

Hi, I’m a secondary student and I hope this is ok to post here. For an assignment, I’m supposed to talk to an envoy about an aspect of old Earth and talk about it in my paper. I talked to my uncle's friend, who works at OEPS. She said that one thing she wishes were around are these tall plants that had spikes on them called kacktuss (idk how to spell it). But when I asked my uncle about it he had no idea and said she's kind of in her own world sometimes. Were kacktuss a real plant or is she just making fun of me?
ujiwaraswife<

9:01

!Almost__Scholar
Almost__Scholar:<

9:05

Hi! I understand why you’d be unsure about this plant, considering the envoy you’ve been speaking to seems to like jokes. I spoke to a couple of people in [OldEarthBiologists], which is a private board. A few of them have heard of this before; it’s spelled “cactus”. It was a kind of plant that grew in deserts and dry climates all across Old Earth.
Risa_e_art<

9:30

Thanks!
TopIdea1392<

9:39

came across this thread and just wanted to say wow, I’ve never heard of this before. I so wish we had as many plants as Old Earth did!
Dryuchk07<

10:08

save it for [OldEarthNostalgia], ge.
TopIdea1392<

10:27

ha ha, very funny. I just wish I could see trees everywhere and not just the one downtown on Old Luna
Dryuchk07<

10:42

now ain't that the truth

THS Forums Scanner @es-tonechroma.bsky.social · last mo.

checked the actual aae board this time, it seems like someone gets banned every other thread what is this behavior

A "screenshot" from a website called the "THS Forums" for a thread titled
AskAnEnvoy / Hardware?"

Thread is as follows:
Youngbigdog<

8:32

I hope I don’t sound rude or anything, but I had a question for anyone who can answer. Is there a reason theres a discrepancy between Envoys physical hardware?
Waikiku78<

9:01

what do ym specifically?
Youngbigdog<

9:05

Like how some of them aren’t recognizable (besides the neck stripe) and some have more machiney parts
ENV_A_12043<

9:30

Verified Envoy

Well that depends on a lot of things but mostly when our bodies were put together at THS.
ENV_L_65455<

9:39

Verified Envoy

EXACT ^-- THS tries to make sure we dont have alot of mind-body dissonance so some of us end up pretty different!
Rockinohm<

10:08

that and they can customize parts however they want for their jobs and such
Youngbigdog<

10:27

wait what’s that? I’ve never heard of it. Thanks for your responses, also
ENV_L_65455<

10:42

Verified Envoy

umm I think it's kiiiiind of similar to dissociation? like feeling like your mind and body aren’t really connected, I guess?
ENV_M_43534<

11:15

Verified Envoy

I actually was one of the few that had almost no connection between my mind and physical form because the body that they originally constructed didn’t match “me”."

Thread Continues:
Youngbigdog<

11:22

Oh no, I’m so sorry… What happened? Are you ok now?
ENV_M_43534<

11:53

Verified Envoy

Oh it's alright, this is just part of being an envoy after all. It was mostly a lot of dizziness and bumping into things - the "muscle memory" from my memory donor was coordinated for a much shorter body than THS had anticipated I would need. THS did a bunch of tests and remade some parts, using some from the original body they made and then created some new ones. I have no disconnect these days and life is good.
Ipsumlorum5585<

13:01

!ENV-M-43534 wanna send me the extra parts eyyyy jjjj (but seriously tho hit me up dont be a stranger)
ADMIN MESSAGE<

User Ipsumlorum5585 has been banned from AskanEnvoy.
REASON: Inappropriate Conduct
PINNED NOTICE<

Envoy accounts are pseudonymized within this board to prevent harassment and malconduct from board users. Envoys are just like us, they deserve privacy and respect!
- AskanEnvoy Administrators

THS Forums Scanner @es-tonechroma.bsky.social · 2mo ago

went to the worst board today

A screenshot from the "THS Forums" website, on the board "AskAnEnvoyUNCENSORED!!!". The thread is titled "mcards to live?" and reads as follows:

theGratest<

12:04

ok my little sisters friend asked me this and i didnt know what to say and just kind of made something up…how would you answer this…his question was Why do envoys need m cards to live
ihuvo00<

1:46

JJJJJJJJ I’M DEAD J YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS !theGratest
XapparatusX<

13:53

!theGratest what was the sisters’ friends name?
ihuvo00<

15:23

JJJJJJJJJJJJ COMING ON HERE AND LYING IDIOT DOESN'T KNOW HOW M CARTS WORK JJJJ
cupcakecake<

17:30

asking for random childs name? Weirdo !XapparatusX
user044582<

18:31

Do you actually not know what memory carts are for? It’s how envoys store the data from their memory donor ge. They dont need one to LIVE but thats why theyre envoys and not just machines or something =_=’ !theGratest
theGratest<

19:22

yea thats what i said…stupid kid didnt know…your all very rude you know…
XapparatusX<

19:44

youre a dumbass
cupcakecake<

21:21

another AAEU thread without any envoys. great job you noxious mob
XapparatusX<

21:37

you also post here
ihuvo00<

23:56

!cupcakecake BOLD AFTER YOU WERE BANNED FROM AAE PROPER

THS Forums Scanner @es-tonechroma.bsky.social · 2mo ago

i wish this one went longer jjj that guy is so crazy that i thought it was an auto profile

$A thread from the "THS Forums" in the "desertnet" board with the title: "new thread 12:54\WED" Discussion is as follows: xXHAVOCXx_< 12:54 Verified Envoy I went into the city last week and someone wanted to buy my shirt to donate to THS. How do those fucks have the nerve. Is this shit getting more common or am I just unlucky? anUsername< 13:43 Why would they want your shirt? SYSTEM: User has included the below addendum at [15:56] wait jjj I just saw the envoy badge thats on me durtdist< 14:03 are you the envoy with those red arm mods xXHAVOCXx_< 15:48 Verified Envoy Something about "preserving Old Earth” DNexit_324789345< 15:58 I’m sure that it may be sentimental to you, but think about it. You have your memories of Old Earth, but the humans around you don’t have even those to hold onto. Why hold onto material possessions when you could better our entire society’s understanding of our long lost history? SYSTEM: User has left desertnet. Posts preserved and anonymized for recordkeeping. xXHAVOCXx_< 16:00 Verified Envoy fuck off anUsername< 16:41 !!ADMIN check !DNexit-324789345, i smell oe.ps on this one durtdist< 16:45 I bet !he asked for the shirt SYSTEM: Alert unsuccessful, user "!he" does not exist on desertnet$

Discussion continues in this screen capture

anUsername<

17:10

!anUsername i said oe.ps not ths, there is a difference
ADMIN

A MESSAGE FROM DESERTNET ADMIN TEAM:

!trustedTrader5 here, checked logs , no oe.ps , just some loser , !anUsername . even a false alarm is worth checking though . thanks
DNexit-324789345<

17:33

Rude. At least Old Earth Preservation Society cares about more than just picking over our shared lost history for a miserable profit!

SYSTEM: User has left desertnet. Posts preserved and anonymized for recordkeeping.
durtdist<

17:43

pathetic, dude
trustedTrader5<

17:46

Board Admin

reload, he left . no need to waste your own time , all
durtdist<

18:02

!trustedTrader5< I’m a little new are threads like this always allowed here
trustedTrader5<

18:13

Board Admin

welcome . yes , doesn’t have to be only sales and trawling , this is a general community board for gd . feel free to ask any other questions on the weekly .

THS Forums Scanner @es-tonechroma.bsky.social · 8mo ago

didnt realize he sent me a recording too, heres that

THS Forums Scanner@es-tonechroma.bsky.social · 8mo ago

ok chariot was more interesting than i thought its just all the good stuff is on the private boards - thanks to my brother for the caps

A "screenshot" from the THS Forums. Thread reads:
"ChariotLocals Private: near crash at isolda's spoken word night"
planetllowyd: "weirdest thing happened last night at isolda’s sw night, i think some old guy was going to sing and had to perform his lyrics as spoken word by that i mean he got up on the stage with a keyboard and then crew pulled him aside and he put the thing away and stood by the mic so awkwardly. i think he just read out some lyrics? was ok at it though"
090whex: "No way do you have a video"
5555555fly: "NOOOOO so the guy was on first but booked swrd as a mistake?? i can’t believe this"
planetllowyd: "i didn’t have my setup ready to go yet since i was there for a friend but i think i caught some audio in this clip, honestly gotta admire the guts"
090whex: "JJJ I can't believe this happened the one SW night I missed thanks"
MechicForHire: "he might not be a sw regular but hes gotta good voice! they should have him on live night sometime"

THS Forums Scanner @es-tonechroma.bsky.social · 8mo ago

ok chariot was more interesting than i thought its just all the good stuff is on the private boards - thanks to my brother for the caps

Screenshot and conversation continues:

skippbrain:"SO TRUE pity is always the best way to hire people!!!!!!"
MechicForHire:"i wish the admin kept you !skippbrain banned"
planetllowyd:"!MechicForHire didn’t even think about that but you’re right, my buddy’s friends with the owner ill see what they think, maybe he could do a proper follow up"
skippbrain:"JMAO this is why i dont go to isda anymore you are all way too lax on these amateurs"
MechicForHire:"i bet you can’t even afford isoldas jackass"
skippbrain:"!!ADMIN *MechicForHire >harassment >rudeness >brigading"
790sevennineT: "isn't the point of open nights to let in everybody? whats the big deal they aren't ever clear this is a sw focus anyway this is clearly management's fault, he did good!"
MechicForHire: "its literally just me !!ADMIN *skippbrain >falsestatements"
skippbrain: "!!ADMIN *MechicForHire >beingasensitivebaby >harassment"
5555555fly: "!!ADMIN *skippbrain >abuseofreporting"
ADMIN MESSAGE: "User *skippbrain has been permabanned from ChariotLocals for ban evasion and rudeness.
Thread locked due to ban action.
User *planetllowyd may re-initiate duplicate thread if desired without penalty.

Thanks for keeping ChariotLocals neighborly! Use !!ADMIN for reports.

FAQ OF THE MESSAGE:
Q - Should I report users just for not being locals?
A - Yes! This board is really just for Chariot Locals only. Fun fact - this definitely includes vacation residents as well! Get outta here!"

THS Forums Scanner @es-tonechroma.bsky.social · 8mo ago

got some well deserved shit from my brother for my lunar planetoid bias so heres something new at last, why are people always so rude on vacation boards

An apparent "screenshot" from a site called "THS Forums - Your connection to today, yesterday, and tomorrow". The following conversation occurs:

robertnguyen18: "Anyone have any cheaper dinner recommendations downtown on the Chariot? Wife’s sister is visiting and she wants somewhere “intimate”, whatever that means. Thanks."

090whex: "Isolda’s"

perplexo: "If you’re looking for live music !robertnguyen18 go to The Catnap. The envoy that sings there has a cool old Earth style of singing"
robertnguyen18: "Thank you! I looked it up and The Catnap is perfect. Sister in law loves vintage stuff."
beringsideway:"Great choice. That envoy is a nice guy, he told me he’s trying to go big on all the planetoids."
lzl342674895:"wdyfm "downtown" the entire fucking chair is downtown you dumb asshole"

THS Forums Scanner @es-tonechroma.bsky.social · 8mo ago

sorry i havent posted been busy with work

THS Forums Scanner @es-tonechroma.bsky.social · last yr.

THS staff already making a notice about it????

Screenshot of a forum post on the "THS Forums" board "THSMain", on a thread titled: "THS Advisory: Data Cartridges". The post and subsequent conversation reads:

StaffAnnouncements (THS Staff): "OFFICIAL NOTICE:

If you or a loved one come across lost data cartridges, please contact your local Humanity Symposium representative for recovery and verification. The tampering, collecting, and selling of unverified data, as well as its ownership by non-envoy persons, can result in a fine of up to 75,000 credits. Please report any instances of this activity to law enforcement.

Keep Earth alive in our memories: report suspicious activity today!"
Almost__Scholar: "Oh interesting! People must be digging some up again for them to post a notice."
user970321: "seems unlikely - dont they post this every few months"
LunarCommuter: "75000 credits is scary! I could buy a new car with that!"
userusernamename: "just 1? jjjj"

THS Forums Scanner@es-tonechroma.bsky.social · last yr.

jjjj actual crimes on LCC

Screenshot of a "THSForums" board: "LeapCityClassified", with the thread: "WANTED: MEMORY CARTRIDGES!"
The conversation is:

(Verified Envoy) xXHAVOCXx_: Will pay. First outpost in Grey Desert OR if you see a cool car that’s probably me.
user970321: youre wasting your time here post on desertnet lcc is terrible
(Verified Envoy) xXHAVOCXx_: I thought it was fine!
user970321: enjoy not finding anything then man
user970321: also youre an envoy shouldnt you know that its illegal to sell dcarts
(Verified Envoy) xXHAVOCXx_:You came back after 4 hours just for that?

THS Forums Scanner @es-tonechroma.bsky.social · last yr.

jjjj actual crimes on LCC

THS Forums Scanner @es-tonechroma.bsky.social · last yr.

reminding myself to get around to seeing a LOH performance for once. this is my season.

Screenshot of a forum post on the "THS Forums" website, on the “AsteriansRestEvents" board, on the "Lunarian Opera House Spring Season Announcement" thread. The post reads:
LunarianOperaOfficial (Verified) :“Honored patrons,As our spring season is nearing its debut, I have an exciting announcement to make. Thanks to the tireless efforts of the Old Earth Preservation Society along with our star soprano, the envoy GALENAIA, the Lunarian Opera House will be performing previously thought lost pieces from the pre-calamity era! These pieces, scattered throughout history, are a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see into the minds of the writers of old. Thank you always for your support, we look forward to your attendance this year. Sincerely, Director Victor Clio (Note: Validation for travel to Asterian's Rest can be provided to attendees upon request at the ticket counter)”
Almost__Scholar: “Someone lend me their pass, I have to see this!”
GranddadB:“Just wait for their exhibition show that ones always free”
Almost__Scholar: “I'm scheduled for work that day and can't make it. Hopefully they will have a second performance if they are going to be performing pieces with this amount of historical significance!”
LunarianOperaOfficial(Verified) : “We'll try our best to make another exhibition show possible.”
galenaia1fan<, Post: LOH exceeding expectations as usual.

THS Forums Scanner @es-tonechroma.bsky.social · last yr.

someone on desertnet last week said they found an old d-cart (i assume out on luna ii)??? are people still digging these up??? i thought they moved on to better junk ages ago

Screenshot from a forum website called "THS Forums" (subtitle: "Your connection to today, yesterday, and tomorrow."). Under the website header is a forum board called "desertnet". The thread on the board's title is "Weekly Discussion Thread". The conversation on the thread is as follows:
User: longhaul79, Post: Any of you guys seen that junker with the red bodywork and the car?
User: leadwrench, Post: the envoy?
User: userUknown01, Post: jjjj yes ive seen him hes crazy bro
User: longhaul79, Post: I pulled up an old data storage cartridge and he stole it off me!
User: leadwrench, Post: who'd want those anyway??? they’re always busted so not much of a loss on your end
Underneath the discussion, the footer of the website can be seen, with links including: "About The Humanity Symposium", "Terms of Use", "THS Home", and "Log Out"