esbielle

@esbielle.bsky.social

They/she, 20+ Podficcer when time is kind, occasional filk writer. #podfic #filk #yoi #mdzs #cql #tgcf

ia hates me so much i waited for it to let me upload this podfic, still not happening, and it's now april fools. then ao3 wasn't properly loading for me most of yesterday so my fic was only posted after midnight. i swear i'm not posting stuff as a joke, they all legitimately took until now to be up😅

you know, i'd thought march madness was about crazy weather here, but considering this month i was sick for half of it, drowning in urgent work for the other half, while facing the "do i read fic or do i write fic" struggle for the first time in my life, i have a new perspective of it

#Podfic of ✨️The Catfish and the Unicorn✨️ written by @dizzidreams.bsky.social With cover art by @jennisaisquoi-pods.bsky.social 🐟 Rated E 🦄 Modern WLW Wangxian 🐟 ft. me saying wlw 🦄 1 hour Enjoy! 😽 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/778711... #mdzs #cql

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DizziDreams@dizzidreams.bsky.social · 3y ago

The Catfish and the Unicorn #ficpromo #wangxian 🦄8.2k words, rated E 🔞(adapted from a threadfic) 🐟WLW Wangxian dating app AU 🦄Slight exhibitionism, public sex, and generally unsafe practices for internet dating 🐟Misunderstandings (for comedic effect) archiveofourown.org/works/51853066

The Catfish and the Unicorn
DizziDreams
Summary:

    Chronically single Wei Ying decides that it's finally time to take control of her dating life and signs up for a dating app to start swiping. She's cautious, though. She still has Wen Qing's warnings ringing in her ears about "unicorn hunters": hetero couples who create catfish profiles in the WLW section of dating apps as bait for bi women, hoping to catch a third.

    That's when she finds a profile featuring the most beautiful woman she has ever seen on the arm of Mr. Average, allegedly seeking "magic with a special girl."

    Wei Ying has no desire to be a third wheel in someone's relationship. She doesn't want to be part of some ill-conceived birthday gift, a tool in someone else's sexual adventures. And yet, she swipes right anyway.

    It's a match.