Every time a doctor asks me how I'm doing I hand them a picture of the Hindenburg going down.

Doctors called me to demand my blood out of the blue and now won't answer the phone. I'm guessing the vampires grew too hungry and ate them.

Why is luke always warm?

Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.

With their pricing now released, who is the Steam Machine actually for? I know the components have ballooned in price but this feels like a fumble.

Being fat and having a fever during a heatwave should be illegal. Lock me the fuck up.

Watched Tip Toe and it was as fun as pulling teeth. what fucking purpose does it even serve? It's a Sin was a difficult watch at times but for fuck sakes it was beautiful, tender, it had heart. This was just bleakporn thrown together for the most miserable watch possible.

There had to be a better way of marking a Fire Assembly Point in a children's playground than this.

15hrs back into my virtual pressure washing addiction and I find out that Spotify has a LIMIT of how many audio book hours you can listen to a month? Yet another reason they can get all the way to fuck.

I ordered an Indian where they delivered the poppadom tray, but without the poppadoms. Can only imagine they expected me to shovel mango chutney directly into my mouth like Winnie-the-Pooh.

Almost 200 day streak broken by this cunt. Can't be arsed.

Given their intelligence level is it safe to say that Whales might have favourite music genres? That one skan loving whale never able to fulfill its dream of skanking at a Reel Big Fish gig. Absolutely tragic.

Kirk Van Houten's classic 'Can I Borrow a Feeling' has been stuck in my head for hours. What circle of Dante's Inferno have I found myself in?

Sometimes I ponder, if Michael Jackson were still alive, would he have put his name to a kitchen appliance? Would we be using the 'Michael Jackson Air Fryer™’? Would it be commonplace to hear 'I'm sticking some chicken nuggets in the Jackson Fry, you want any? I think he would have hated that. x

How am I to be expected to continue living a regular life when there's more Blue Prince to play?

Dydd Gwyl Dewi hapus i chi gyd! I've celebrated by flying over 4000 miles to the other side of the world 🙌

Out of morbid curiosity I just checked the word count for my 'notes.txt' I've been making testing notes against for the last 18 months or so. Over 99,000 words. I've written an actual novel's worth of 'need to raise this bug'.

If your favourite Lynch film is Inland Empire you are a frightening entity.

We just had the most joyous 10 minutes of sun. The first time I've seen it this year.

If only there was an easier way to say 'head shaking vertically'...

Go to pharmacy to get jab to avoid the SUPERFLU™️. Man in front of me in queue is coughing and talking about how he's got flu based pneumonia. Nurse who jabs me also rough with the flu. Just hoping the virus sees so much of itself inside and outside my body that it gets self conscious and leaves.

At some point I started using all lowercase 'lol' as punctuation and by god I have no idea when. The Zoomer disease came for me, and it can come for you too lol 😢

Tremendous graffiti. The heart wants what the heart wants. 🩷💙🤍

Suuuuper stoked to see Nocturne mentioned here. Thanks so much for including us @botherer.bsky.social! ✨

John Walker - Industry Analcyst@botherer.bsky.social · 8mo ago

And finished! Another 20 fantastic-looking unknown indie games to play right now or wishlist! kotaku.com/indie-games-... Thanks so much to everyone who submitted, and sorry to the hundreds I couldn't include! Very pleased to have managed to get to 40 though! Please repost far and wide!

Fell down a YouTube rabbit hole of Antarctic research station walkthroughs. Got to a British one and wondered if there'd be anything that gives away its Britishness. Within 30 seconds I spotted a Henry Hoover.

I did all I could to keep the right wing wanks out of power in my constituency today. Now time to cross fingers and hope the mass amount of Reform noise and placards strewn across my town amounts to nothing...

I'm having way too much fun taking pics of all the pretty environments in Ghost of Yotei