Same dude imo

My girlfriend saw me playing Onimusha and asked if it was Bloodborne. Before I could respond, she immediately tried to correct herself: “NEVERMIND. Bloodborne isn’t Japanese—it’s Transylvanian.”

The grocery store is such a grim place these days. Everything is twice as expensive. There’s a nest of flock cameras in the parking lot, 4 c*ps putzing around, but nobody working the register. The self-checkout glitches every 3 items so you’re forced to talk to the mean old lady who oversees them.

The Control: Resonant physical delay is going to end up spoiling so many people.

My future backlog—and motivation to play GTA6—will depend almost entirely upon how much I suck at Onimusha when it arrives tomorrow.

10 hours in I decided I didn’t want to deal with the stress of looming permadeath in Zero Company. And I found out you can’t turn it off after starting the game. It’ll never happen because my Med Bays are first priority, but the fear is still there, an itch on my amygdala.

I’m gonna watch a season of Friday Night Lights between every remaining episode of Lanterns.

Calling it quits and YouTubing the rest of the story on this one. I draw the line at being forced to grind 40 fucking side quests (plus affinity charts) just to finish. Absolutely TRASHED the momentum of the story. The pacing. Absolutely not. I am so disappointed.

I had my suspicions, but now I know I’m soft blocked on all of bsky because this has zero likes

Gavin@eshm.bsky.social · 2w ago

He even looks angry when he sleeps

He even looks angry when he sleeps

Four games I love:

SayYesToControlResonant@saynoto5calp3rs.bsky.social · 2w ago

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This will crack me up until the end of time.

FF Resonance is so cool, you guys.

Has anyone else realized your personal love language is quality time because you refuse to romance non-party members?

The biggest red flag in dating is someone who watched Midsommar more than that very first time.

Normalize not allowing your CUSTOMIZABLE character, who bears your namesake, to do shit like this.

Next UUUUUP

This is a PSA to remind everyone to not charge random things with your PS5.

Xenoblade needs regain its bravery and portray another crucified Nopon

Caaaat-a-daaaay

So rude

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Xenoblade 2 is THE most you’re-only-playing-me—got-it? game I’ve played in so long. I’ve been so into it, but being at 75 hours after a week and a half is insane.

Someone couldn’t wait for Caturday and had to flex his cowboy hat made of himself right NOW

It will be so fking funny if GTA6 sucks.

Someone couldn’t wait for Caturday and had to flex his cowboy hat made of himself right NOW

Caturday laundry day

This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a video game. (Very very minor XBC2 spoiler.)

Paying/camping/staying at an inn in order to level-up was the worst gaming trend of the 2010s.