elise 👻
@esilelise.bsky.social
50% sea 50% weed nyc i'm just here for hmj chat 🥳 🩷💜💙 she/her
downloading the lizzie mcguire movie soundtrack before my flight
feelin extra sensitive about misogyny lately bc of news, feelin emotional about the horrible things women have to go through globally 🫠 feelin sad about how slow progress is, etc.
definitely took psychic damage from watching married at first sight season 20
can i strangle all of the men on married at first sight simultaneously pls
someone moved in above us and is loudly building furniture at 8am......... and they have a child....... i'm scared
outlanders announced a vr edition and i am genuinely confused why they think anyone would want that
trying to explain to my irl friends that i have a thriving internet community of gay friends
lol ate shit on the sidewalk post gig! only had two drinks, just can't walk! leg lookin like shredded cheese!
gail simmons (top chef) posted supportive comments of p*nk so that sucks i guess it's nice that they continue to out themselves
love to learn that wanda sykes thinks she could beat kevin hart in a fight bc same
you could not have convinced me 10 years ago that i would be a fan of macklemore but here we are lmao
it's so cowardly to be 1 of the most profitable songwriters rn and have 0 morals. oh wahh the billionaire owners of the stadiums my shows are gonna be at are mad. you know what? say fuck you, eat the retaliatory fees (bc you can afford it) and show your millions of fans that genocide is bad actually
2k is such a scam but we get it every year!!!! it's literally just the same exact game!!! every damn year!!!