I had a dream last night that I got a tattoo of my son's birthday and that the tattoo artist got the date wrong. Nightmares as an adult are a little different I guess.
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Spfbo 4-10 judge Follower of the prophet pratchett sentient potato She/her/wyrd sister 20% cat pictures 20% rage 60% memes occasional book reviews
I threw away my bingo card last year because ain't no way I was going to win Shit is too unpredictable. Mapquest coming in hot with flock camera detection settings option
What pairs well with 45 hour long audiobook about Grant? Jig saw puzzles! Im gonna fit right in when I go to a retirement home. I already have the hobbies of an octogenerian.
Ya know how some folks will pick up lingo, speech patterns, and dialects if they spend too much time around a new group of people? Ive listened to so many history books that read the first hand accounts & letters from folks in the 1700 & 1800s that my inner dialogue is starting to sound out of time
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To anyone who considers themselves an expert in a certain topic, are there any beginner's books/intro books you would recommend to a "lay" person? I've got several science degrees in bio, ecology, and ethology. Although im not a PhD, its been a lifelong hyperfixation. Id recommend Entangled Life
Does your skin crawl listening to someone whisper? If yes, are you neurodivergent?
Does anyone have some reconstruction history book recommendations?
Im still on a history kick We need more Rutherford B Hayes monuments. There are none in DC that I know of -- he is the closest president we had to a true abolitionist and he regularly defended runaway slaves in court Its criminal i didnt learn about him in school.
Homemade chicken noodle soup is fucking amazing. This took forever but was worth it
My baby chickens I hatched in May have started to lay eggs <3 Theyre ssooo smmoollll. I never thought eggs could be cute. An adult chicken egg by comparison
You all loved Lord Buttered Biscuits of Chickensburg, which you should. Hes a good boy. May I introduce you to Baron Von Cornbread of Poultryville.
What is your favorite comfort food and why is it grilled cheese with tomato bisque?
That season again where I tell yall to leave your leaves. Nature knows what its doing. All the lightning bugs need that shit. Thousands of species take refuge in the leaves to ride out winter. Stop wasting your life "cleaning up" the outside via raking away keystone species habitats. Dingus.
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So yall know what to do when they turn the bots back on, ya?
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I start my director position on Nov 2nd!! Gonna be a boss
Michael Scott: Okay, The Boss
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The difference between Charlie Kirk's death and what Pete wants to do in December is that kirk's murder was committed by a lone actor who is now on trial for murder, and the other is a planned event by the government. The two events are not comparable. Hope this helps.
(202) 224-3121 Thats the US Senate switchboard number. I probably should have waited until Tuesday because its a holiday weekend but someone at Fettermans office will get the pleasure of listening to my unhinged voice mail rant
Esme Weatherwax 📚🧶🦉🌳🔬📸 🌈 ally@esmeweatherwax8.bsky.social · last wk.Folks in the usa, have you called your representatives lately? I admit I fell off after 2025 but most of us did, which means I actually got a person on the other end of the line when I called to tell off Scott Perry It wasnt him, but its a dude who worked for him and it was a therapeutic fuck you
Folks in the usa, have you called your representatives lately? I admit I fell off after 2025 but most of us did, which means I actually got a person on the other end of the line when I called to tell off Scott Perry It wasnt him, but its a dude who worked for him and it was a therapeutic fuck you
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Sometimes being an adult sucks and other times you remember you have free will and no supervisor and have pizza for breakfast
His full govt name is Lord Buttered Biscuits of Chickensburg
Having ADHD is just flitting from one hyperfixation to the next. Current food fixation: samosa. I've had it every day for lunch for probably 20-30 days. Current learning fixation: The civil war. I have ripped through thousands of pages, hours and hours of documentaries, and there's no end in sight
What's your favorite history fact? Ulysses S Grant did not have an S in his name. He was Hiram Ulysses Grant. The S was an administrative mistake that he eventually just ran with because trying to correct it was a hassle.
Anyone on my feed make custom press on nails? I've entered a feminine stage (I cycle throufh masculine, neutral, and feminine stages every few months) I dont mind buying big box brand nails but id prefer to put money in the hands of a smaller artist. I cant afford shipping from outside the usa.
Id bet a not-small amount of money that I somehow have all three.
Its a board meeting. Above my paygrade so im not sure what was said but it looks serious. Ham Sandwhich, Macaroni and Cheese, and Earl.
Vague posting, but its positive! Here's to hoping I have something exciting coming my way in the next couple weeks
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His name is Ham. Full government name Ham Sandwich With A Side Of Pickle. He's nicer than he looks. He will not be food. He's for petting.
