Reality Escape Artist
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Designer, Author & Artist; thriving on smiles w/ the ambition of loving life! Novella, "Evergreen Drive" available online. Please support my current medical dilemma at https://gofund.me/e7dbd921
I feel like crap all day. The worst part been up n down all the long holiday weekend. Barely even able to paint which typically relaxes me sometimes. Shit. Have no clue how I'm paying for my past due utility this Friday to avoid shut off . Pray for ya gurl 🙏
"Sorry about the rental" Loving this series too fuckin much!!! John, dude ain't slicker than Hal, so far. The writing ebbs an flows are so goooood! Gahtdamn 🔥 #Lanterns
Kimi Räikkönen Explains at Formal Event
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Bugged, of course. John got played. Hal is better at getting to the the 'heart' of the matter even with his ego being wild. But Hal isn't offering any truly deep advice giving the situation #Lanterns
The cow dissection was not what I thought it wld be and so much worse... this show is a lot. #Lanterns
Zoe damn!!! See, Hal hopped to it and immediately got that satellite. John, hesitates too much for me. He builds immaculately but something irks me with his ring delays in the formation #Lanterns
Tell me they weren't really fuckin with the curtains wide open?!? Zoe and John both hella reckless 🤣 #Lanterns
Hal is such a little boy in an old man's body. And John is too cautious and reckless at the same time. Both of them are flawed and worthy . Giving great television as it is frustrating af #Lanterns
"I did say ish" very funny... and yeah, give Hal the ring back. Seriously, John really doesn't know wtf to do with the jewels in an emergency at all #Lanterns
Them saying "weenie" over and over... looked it up and it's "wienie" either way.. please stop saying it... FTLOG! #Lanterns
Jessie Reyez Can't Stop Laughing
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Lisa not even giving reasonable apologies. And being bold abt it too. Try to care at least some, bish?!? #RHUGT
Eddie Murphy Disgusted
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Leave Vicki at home. Don't ever invite this Soured Witch to no mo shit. She needed pale attention... Bye Felicia, Cruella and Tisha!! #RHUGT
Woman Slams Door, Annoyed Exit
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Chile, this Potomac flashback without a butterknife flashback... well it's nothing. #RHUGT
I need OG #RHOA back because the girlies are still great at doin the most for the right moments #RHUGT
Nicki Minaj How I Feel
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Posha thinks Frankie is the name ...to whom tho?! #RHUGT
"I forgot" another gif n meme added into the the iconic overflowing basket of Nene Leakes moments to treasure #RHUGT
Vicki is out of place, she's sad because she didn't befriend the Black Housewives... aww. Oh welp. Let's enjoy ourselves! #RHUGT
Fans need to go on an apology tour. Gerald, we see why you're frustrated. That man wanted a son not being sonned in public by Bolo werkin his woman on a rod a la Mimi.
Damnit!! I am just checking in after a rough day. Shit. Why are the decent, the good and Iconic leaving us when the decrepit, moronic and pure evil are still here? I need a minute. Lord, my condolences to Gloria Steinem's loved ones. 🥺
Found out I'm officially on a short leave for a few weeks, only🤞🏾 Happy I did what work I cld last week, still will miss 4 days w/o pay. Bureaucracy is such a 🤬
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When John shot that 🍎 off his mom's head there's very little hesitation after he was lied to & got that pep talk of choose yourself. But Bernadette was bout to damn near hyperventilate standing waiting for the shot. Yet she was so amped for John & his dad to do it 😏 #Lanterns
Bernadette all episode gave me vibes that a belt or a switch wld been nicer than that psychologically abusive shit. She really said fuck yo emotional attachments & safety for 20+ years, then said eff all that - go draw some shit. #Lanterns
J.K. Simmons: Stop! Energetic Moment
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So I'm left confused on the galactic diamond the size of a brick. John said Bernadette had issues trying to cash it in... that wld typically mean cops called for theft or it's was considered fake/cosmetic but even manmade 💎 are worth something. Later the money was gone? How tf?
Geico Gecko: That Doesn't Make Any Sense
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That diamond is ridiculously HUGE. Bernadette, girl get some little diamonds and chip it away over time. Because of course they arrested yo ass right away with a Hope 💎 lol #Lanterns