the department head for dietary is constantly “jokingly” hitting on me and today, he gifted me a Squirtle name tag holder. Then I noticed my coworker had a Charmander one and asked him who gave it to him.
ESSEJ
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just your average 34yo gay Latino Millennial™️ 📸: essejrp 🦋: essejpx
depends on the situation, but, I recently learned my man is NOT with it and his reaction threw me off 💀
Threesomes: yea or nay?
me listening to my 22 year old assistant tell me about his relationship drama:
Mean Girls: You Girls Keep Me Young
ALT: Mean Girls: You Girls Keep Me Young
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it’s this good middle ground of having this “idgaf” mentality/freedom while also being young enough to get vibe with the younger generation
Is turning 30 as surreal as they say?
Im sorry for the boomer in me, but, what in the hell is “mlm”????
me watching everyone a week later change their mind about A*POP
Lana Boards' Hilarious Chuckle
ALT: Lana Boards' Hilarious Chuckle
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mans and I were beefing for 3 days and the make up sex we had yesterday was worth it
Zendaya's Hair Flip on Red Carpet
ALT: Zendaya's Hair Flip on Red Carpet
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Don’t forget to give my girl’s debut album some love too!! open.spotify.com/album/4RsrgQ...
THE NAIJAMERICAN DREAM - Album by Adanna Duru | Spotify
Adanna Duru · album · 2026 · 12 songs
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A*Pop is such a good album for an artist’s sophomore album. She stuck to what she knows, while also trying something different and refreshing.
not liking Tyla’s album is craaaaazy. But everyone is entitled to their wrong opinions, so, 🤷🏽♂️
bussy is a little unserious and will have me cracking up mid session, lmaoo. either way it with your chest or stick to grunting 💀
“A real turn off is calling my ass a pussy or bussy 😕” Omg you bitches hate a lil fun. Life is miserable enough already.
If a top hasn’t called it “pussy”, your hole is trash.
“A real turn off is calling my ass a pussy or bussy 😕” Omg you bitches hate a lil fun. Life is miserable enough already.
nahhhh cause Mamdani threatening to arrest Netanyahu??….
Flirty Lip Bite Smirk
ALT: Flirty Lip Bite Smirk
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my favorite piece of content lately has been watching Argentinian’s getting their asses handed to them for being racists/unbearable in public lmao.