a trash heap .
@esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social
✱ ( Piles of garbage. ) ✱ ( There are quite a few brands you recognize. )
THEY HAD TO KICK ME OFF THE NOSE NUZZLING STAGE YEARS AGO. SAID I HAD AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE.
// all my accounts are multiship but i genuinely can’t see it happening on this one just because he is so married to tenna. sorry………
* ( suddenly perfectly coherent ) IS THAT THE KING
To The Man In Charge: GET THIS KID ON THE MAIL ROUTE, STAT!!! Urgently, Spamton G. Spamton
FRISK!@mercifulacting.bsky.social · 12mo agoᶦ ᵈᵉˡᶦᵛᵉʳ ᵈᵃ ᵐᵃᶦˡ
ii sure h hop ot!! ! * ( crooked antennae twitching just slightly. ) id ddon' t think kso, ,though. do ' orry about m me .
ix. THE HERMIT@papermails.bsky.social · last yr.THAT’S USUALLY WHAT IT MEANS WHEN YOU SNEEZE OUTTA NOWHERE. THAT, OR YOU’RE GETTING SICK. ( suddenly more serious ) YOU’RE NOT GETTING SICK, ARE YOU? Eagerly awaiting your response, Spamton G. Spamton
* ( trying to do the classic tenna whispering to the camera pose but he creaks really loudly and has to sit back down ) M MmY KNEES s
i i ii feel lik 'm missi ing s ssometh ing .. .
* You couldn't find it. * Y o u c o u l d n ' t f i n d y o u r h a n d.
Kris 🍎@kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 12mo ago* 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎. * . . . 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚝. * 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚛. * 𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚕, 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚎. * 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝. . .
y yy'think s0mebody' sttalki out me .. . ? * ( silly little smile. )
ix. THE HERMIT@papermails.bsky.social · last yr.YOU’RE WELCOME, BUDDY. WONDER WHO’S TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!
] if you ever need a translation for the gaps / glitches in his speech just lmk ❤️ i know sometimes it gets pretty fucked up
So... this "World Wide Web" I've heard about... Does it involve spiders?
. .. . . * ( he's kinda quiet at that. not entirely sure how to respond. so instead, he just watches spamton, his head slightly tilted. )
ix. THE HERMIT@papermails.bsky.social · last yr.FEELS LIKE YOU NEGLECT YOURSELF SOME DAYS. ( a gentle pat on the knee. he moves, takes the other pant leg and wrings that out too. ) YOU COULD STAND TO BE A LITTLE MORE SELFISH.
w well, ii— * ( he frowns a little. it's hard to argue with that—they both know he's right. he watches spamton wring out the fabric. ) .. . wha at's s swrong wi at??
ix. THE HERMIT@papermails.bsky.social · last yr.I NEVER SAID YOU WERE A LIAR!!! JUST, YOU KNOW! ( drops his sleeve. he takes one of tenna’s pant legs in his hands and bunches that up next, wringing it out. ) YOU DON’T WANNA WORRY PEOPLE! I KNOW ABOUT YOU.
* ( frowning all indignantly. ) c' c 'course iwould!! ! c'mon, i' ot s somekin r!r!!
ix. THE HERMIT@papermails.bsky.social · last yr.YEAH? WOULD YOU? ( he doesn’t sound convinced, At All. )
we 'rein "waterf fall", it c can' e too s surprising.
ix. THE HERMIT@papermails.bsky.social · last yr.DON’T MENTION IT, BUDDY. ( bonks his shoulder with his head. takes his other sleeve, and wrings that out too. ) YOU SEEM SOGGIER THAN USUAL!
* ( he moves over to spamton, eyeing him. )
ix. THE HERMIT@papermails.bsky.social · last yr.( beckoning him closer. )
* ( struggling to squeeze some of the water out of his damp suit with his one hand. )
] currently pet sitting for geese . utterly soaked
// i know this quote has been beat to death at this point but it really is them. sorry
- Who's gonna take care of me? - Uh, excuse me? You don't think I'm gonna take care of you? - But when you die...?