oh that's not

wait is it someones birthday today

[ solemn sigh . ]

you are going to break your promise. i understand. and i hold my hands over the ears of my heart， so that i will not hate you.

i'll wait for you, i promise you, i will

it's way too hot for this weather . . . i'm being cooked alive ! ! uungh . . . ( 💧 )

[ shivering . ]

[ a wide smile ! letting out a huff of relief after they were done with all that , almost breaking a swear ! ] bingo ! over the years i got used to using the all my senses , like hearing , feeling , smelling -- all that stuff ! now my senses are absolutely top notch ! [ thumbs up ! ]

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 —@protectoroftime.bsky.social · 2y ago

[After some playful shooting, Kid lowered his paw still smiling. Now he knew what Ryn was doing.] Seismic senses right? Can’t see with your eyes but see using things around you, like feeling the vibrations, right?

girls who r being hunted down for smth that wasnt even his fault ( me )

in another universe, i get to save you — you're still alive.

i was thinking back on our previous talk , gramps . you mentioned you were protecting something grand . you told me whatever you're protecting is not any of my business , and so i won't dig into that . [ ear twitching , hearing his slow approach through those rusty joints. ] but , i can hear +

≡ 𝔽ℝ𝔼𝕆𝕄 .@apocalypsethruster.bsky.social · 2y ago

i thought i told you not to come back here, @estrangedworld.bsky.social. [he approached the robot cat encroaching on his territory slowly, sword at his waist for now.] are you looking for something? you should keep your nose out of business that isn't yours.

[ hff . . . hff . . . tired . . . so , so tired . . . she looks like he just got out of some fight . ]

[ and with some effort , she swiftly dodged each and every blast ! seems just as he said previously , his own senses are top notch ! ] haahaa ! ~ yeah ! woohoo ! [ raising her paws up into the air with triumph , a beaming smile on his face ! no silliness has been lost ! ]

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 —@protectoroftime.bsky.social · 2y ago

You weren’t kidding! [Hearing and seeing just how happy she was made Kid smile. Nice to know he never lost that fun side of his in the future.] Alright! [Aiming his paw out like a gun, shooting a couple of tiny blasts at Ryn.]

[ . . . she fell asleep sitting up . ]

that isn't a punch but okay ! [ she smiled , prepping her senses - then as the blue shot towards ryn , he swiftly dodged it . as if he could sense the exact moment it was about to be in danger range ! ] haha - ! ! again , again ! do it again ! [ his tail wagged around . long tail , still ! ]

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 —@protectoroftime.bsky.social · 2y ago

What’s next? Gonna fall and properly have a crack? [Blank stare. Kid crossed his arms and shook his head, taking his right arm and aiming it at Ryn.] I’ll do a tiny blast, how about that? [Nothing too big or destructive, a tiny blue blast shoots out at Ryn]

eh . after i trained myself with my senses , i never felt the need to get all this stuff fixed . it'd feel weird to finally be able to see again after adjusting to my other senses . [ shrug ! before . . . ah ! idea for an example ! ] try and punch me ! it doesn't matter which direction ! +

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 —@protectoroftime.bsky.social · 2y ago

It’s a joke don’t worry, you’re half built. [Though that did raise a question, tilting his head.] But even as an adult you never got your eyes nor whiskers fixed. I would’ve assumed you did at some point.

nuh uh ! if i did , someone would've mentioned it beforehand because i ran around my entire life with just a short poncho on my body ! [ crossing his own arms , then uncrossing them to point at her own behind . ] i know my own butt ! and i know there's no crack there at all !

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 —@protectoroftime.bsky.social · 2y ago

Pfft— No, you actually have a crack. [Honesty is the best policy, sounding legit too in the tone of his voice. Chuckling to himself!] Nyhehe! Hey, I got one too it’s all normal! No need to get worked up. ✨

plumbers cr -- ? ! i don't have plumbers crack ! i have a tight belt , /and/ my coat would be covering it even if i did have a plumbers crack ! [ . . . lifting her pants up just in case he was correct . huff ! ] . . . i don't think i actually have a crack . you're just tricking me !

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 —@protectoroftime.bsky.social · 2y ago

I don’t know, your cheeks are fat so It would’ve worked. [Kid stated; crossing his arms as he gazed over at Ryn. This conversation is funny to him!] All I know is you have a case of plumbers crack.

i would have . it'd be funny -- hey wait , what do my buns have to do with anything ? ! fat buns or not , it would've worked either way ! [ frown . . . then another giggle ! once again , butt humor is hilarious to her . ] i'll take that as a compliment ! you're cool , so . . . yeah !

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 —@protectoroftime.bsky.social · 2y ago

It’s alot of mental stuff we go through. My power kinda requires it occasionally! [Kid had to keep his powers in check with this ‘inner demon’ inside him.] Would you have? I mean, your buns are fat so I guess it would’ve worked. Man, I’m telling ya you’re a mini me. . . Not in a bad way. 💧

chaos entity ? well , your experience sure is real similar to mine from what i'm hearing ! handling stuff in your mind . . . . . . except mine wasn't a chaos entity . it was the embodiment of all that i had feared . [ letting out a light chuckle at being shoved ! giggling at the +

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 —@protectoroftime.bsky.social · 2y ago

Yeah I don’t recommend it at all. Especially when I had to act like a sacrifice. [Ryn is gonna have to get used to it. Kid’s sense of humor is one of a kind.] Huh. . . I understand. I kinda had a similar experience when I have to handle the chaos entity in my mind. [That was hard to explain —>

mhm ! i'm a robot !

Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y ago

Uhhhh, are you a robot? I guess I never had a chance to ask. But you seem pretty cool!

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Rayman! ✨️@limblesshero.bsky.social · 2y ago

I vibe with this guy. Maybe some robots have rights.

woah ! ! ✨ all of that in a wedding dress ? pff , i could never ! last time i wore a dress i kept on tripping on the skirt . it was miserable . 💧 [ letting out a tiny huff after kid teased him once again . this dude really loves making comments about rumps . ] it's gonna sound really weird +

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 —@protectoroftime.bsky.social · 2y ago

I had to act as a sacrifice to summon this giant creature. Once the plan was in action, I sliced one of its head off! [It led to a pretty cool moment. One he wishes Nichov didn’t capture on photo.] Wait, you fought naked? You really are just like a mini me then. I’ve had countless fights like —>

a wedding dress ? what could the reason possibly be for that ? ! trying to sprint in that thing must've been real tough , if the length of the dress i'm thinking of is correct . yikes . [ tapping her own chin , thinking . ] i haven't had any humiliating outfits i've worn in fights +

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 —@protectoroftime.bsky.social · 2y ago

I don’t know; your butt could probably rip it. [Dragging the teasing along, a slight chuckle left the robots mouth.] I had to fight someone in a wedding dress before. . . Not a good idea, it was humiliating. 💧

you're so mean . . . ! i said in my size , you butt ! [ ryn laughed . it was clear she wasn't offended by kid's comment - instead found it quite amusing ! ] i mean , i could . it'd be really funny ! imagine fighting a dude who came to the fight in a tutu ! haha !

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 —@protectoroftime.bsky.social · 2y ago

Why just so you can rip it? Nyhehe! [A snicker left his lips, grabbing the Tutu and shoving it back into his fourth dimensional hat.] You wouldn’t actually wear that in a fight would you?

you're going to carry that weight for a long time.

you give me something to care for, and that's worth the peril.

oh ! [ stopping her current efforts to let kid do what he just did , before going back to taking this damn tutu off ! as instructed though , of course . ] thank you . . . i didn't even realize , haha ! maybe one day i should get myself a tutu . one that is /my/ size , of course .

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 —@protectoroftime.bsky.social · 2y ago

[Kid sighed, walking over to Ryn and gently lifting his shirt up before putting it back down.] Firstly, it was attached to your shirt. Would’ve made it harder to take off, now try it but slower. [Even though she’s an adult, Kid is still acting like a caregiver to her and even helping.]

[ ryn can cuss , it's not like she's a baby anymore ! ] oh , then i'm definitely not tearing it ! ! no way ! ! i'm gonna find a way to get this thing off of me without a single tear happening ! [ being blunt , it may not be possible . like kid said prior , ryn is way too chubby ! ]

𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 —@protectoroftime.bsky.social · 2y ago

I’m pretty sure I’m a bit fatter. You got competition my friend! [He’s just gonna ignore the fact Ryn of all people just cussed in front of him.] Technically it’s partly my closet but it’s Dorami’s! I’ve seen her wear it before.