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a poisonous slimegirl on the internet worlds #1 cutest little button reach enlightenment today!!!
todays routes will all add up to roughly 50mi of ground covered and 1000ft of elevation 🙏
reverse roomba that evenly distributes all the sand in ur home
my sleep score was good which means my back wont hurt as much which means i can socialize a little better at the cycling social which means i am 2% less likely to die alone with no friends lets go
“Cardio routine”? What, like panic attacks?
got a gopro chest rig setup so now i can film my awkward interactions in real time
I actually am pretty fond of the concept of Hysteria meaning your uterus is just moving around your body like a weird little feral critter
people playing that guessing game with me about like is she a top or is she just mean
as soon as i get ffs and a boob job and a cooler car and a bigger house and a gf and $10000 cash and a better personality its gonna be all over for u bitches
idk if i could hang with puppygirls tbh but putting one in tactical gear and playing fetch in the mountains sounds pretty sick
some things i care about: - love - bad jokes - cats - justice - vengeance - seafoam green
...then I should be able to wear something that, when you look at me, breaks your pervert glasses.
Stop telling people to touch grass, that's not why they're annoying online It's because of attachment trauma.
all cis people seem to have the same loser trans friend with bad opinions that none of us have met
i had a very normal childhood- *images of slaughterhouses and cages in basements flickering* i was a normal kid with a normal life *fire at the trailer park*
i love riding my bicycle so very much. i want tyrannosaurus legs
on the one hand, humanoid robots will suck and everyone will hate them on the other hand, everyone will hate them so much they stop worrying about trans people all the damn time
i cant be a little bitch my whole life!!! im over it
Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚♂️😈🌾@fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 22h agoAlber is posting like me now. Finally.
the most terrifying (good) kind of woman is the one that knows instinctively that she's my type
