Charlie Shain
@eternaleyeroll.bsky.social
The GOP is a clear and present threat to the national security of the United States. Mets till I die.
@50megatonfbomb.bsky.social “Ohio charisma”. 😂
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 7h agoEl-Sayed on Vance: Is that Peter Thiel's boy with that Ohio charisma? The last thing that he said that made any sense was Hillbilly Elegy—after he said that Donald Trump had no business being president of anything. And then he decided to suck up to power.
This dude gives extreme “I’ve killed a hooker before” vibes.
The Bulwark@thebulwark.com · yesterdayTapper: "Your ex-wife said your daughter said, 'Daddy angry,' and 'Daddy's house is scary.'" Rep. Max Miller: "She can't string together sentences like that. She's two-and-a-half." Tapper: "You just told me that she had said she was scared to go to 'mommy's house'...That doesn't make sense."
If you’re slashing Will Stancil’s tires (or at least attempting to), you’re the world’s biggest loser and it’s not really even close.
Tip to scammers: If you’re cold calling an office in Manhattan and asking them if they want “someone local” to design a website for them, best not call from a San Antonio number.
Talk about hitting a rhetorical bullseye.
"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux@bretdevereaux.bsky.social · last wk.Having your predecessor also be your father who was killed with most of your family in a surprise attack tends to do wonders for the political will part of the equation. You would think we Americans, of all people, would understand what surprise attacks do for political will.
On first glance, pickpocketing was NOT the crime I thought was being committed.
AgentJoeMcJoe 🇺🇸@joemcjoe11.bsky.social · 2w agoTrumpy is the problem. He'll steal from all of us. Even his own supporters.
Of all the people in the world, I’d say RFK Jr is the one I’d most suspect of fucking chickens.
Waldo Jaquith@waldo.net · 2w agoThe claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens.
The Godfather is a really good book, and perhaps the greatest film ever made.
J.M. Berger@jmberger.com · 2w agoWhat are your favorite adaptations that transcend their source material? Blade Runner springs to mind
That is one Village Person looking Jersey State Trooper.
Nolan has made many great films, and I want to see The Odyssey. But The Prestige sucked. See The Illusionist instead.
I wonder if that fat turd in Ohio who was shocked nobody wanted to date gross old MAGA men is ok with this.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3w agoTruth Social will sell Wall Street firms quicker access to market-moving posts from Trump, the company said
We all know EXACTLY how these shit for brains are pronouncing Houston Street.
Jess Zimmerman@jesszimmerman.com · 3w agoIf I hear someone say “meeting in Bronx” I will kick them in nuts
Trent Reznor, gay porn enthusiast: Nine Inch Males
Doug Nazarian@dnazarian.bsky.social · 3w agoTrent Reznor, train enthusiast: Nine Inch Rails
If you vote Republican, you’re an accessory to murder.
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 3w agoBREAKING: BIDDEFORD, Maine (AP) - Homeland Security secretary said man killed by ICE in Maine was not the target of warrant, Maine Sen. Angus King says.
im done talking about crackers named graham for a while
I see they’re being cagey about how Lindsey bought the farm. I’ll bet we find out an inconvenient person called 911.
When will soccer players ever stop laying on the field in supposed agony, leaving their team down a man?
This vile pig really does think he owns the United States, like one of his ridiculous companies. Team infarction!
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w agoTrump tells the New York Post that if Iran assassinates him, "I've left instructions to just literally bomb them at levels never seen before" 🙃
Does it, though? I’d rather book everything online than have to go somewhere and talk to someone multiple times.
Rob Sheridan@rob-sheridan.com · 4w agoSaw a meme of GenZ baffled by how pre-internet travel worked, and realized we’ve crossed an enshittification threshold where IRL services that once seemed outdated, like travel agents, now seem luxurious: “You meet with a human expert who plans out your whole trip with you” sounds incredible now tbh
I feel so sorry for the poor bastards who have to make these cold calls trying to sell tickets.
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Jordan the naive monkey@jmonkeycrisp.bsky.social · 4w ago5 authors who died while you were alive who you've read five books by each Terry Pratchett Anne Rice Christopher Priest Terrance Dicks Justin Richards