Why is everyone half naked today? (🤨)

Think it’s safe to say that I have the power.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀「 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐨𝐟 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 」 “𝐈 𝐃𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝... 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐈 𝐀𝐦 𝐆𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐨 𝐅𝐢𝐱 𝐈𝐭.”

// Probably going to flip this account so I do apologize to the Star Wars peeps. Wasn’t expecting to lose muse so fast with her unfortunately

//

Bonk Doge Meme

ALT: Bonk Doge Meme

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ᏗᏒᎩᎥᏗ ᏰᏒᏗᏁᏝᏋᎥ@yangcrystal.bsky.social · 4mo ago

// why was my last search “oiled up bryce dallas howard”?…

Hmmmmmmmm

Hmmm

⠀ ⠀”What was the purpose of such a question?”’ ⠀

𝖨𝗅𝗅𝗒𝖺𝗇𝖺 𝖱𝖺𝗌𝗉𝗎𝗍𝗂𝗇𝖺@rararasputina.worm.skin · 5mo ago

"Fascinating..." She writes it down... Not really. She's not licensed.

⠀ ⠀”What brings you here, Jedi? Other than to talk about my chair.” ⠀

𝘾𝙖𝙡 𝙆𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙨@survivingjedi.bsky.social · 5mo ago

“It definitely seems to be based on the way you’re draped across the chair leg.” He chuckled as he pointed towards the way the Mandalorian lounged.

⠀ ⠀Why should I help or trust the likes of you? The Beskar will be reclaimed in time. Actually, I’ve seen more and more mandalorians in Beskar again. So what more can you offer us? ⠀

𝙱𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍@bucketheadstud.bsky.social · 5mo ago

𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚐𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚎𝚗 𝙱𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊𝚛... 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚘𝚙-𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝 𝚟𝚊𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝙸𝚗 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗.

⠀ ⠀”You have any idea on how little that narrows it down. And besides what we do helps the republic win this war. I wouldn’t say that’s being a terrorist.” ⠀

ᏗᏒᎩᎥᏗ ᏰᏒᏗᏁᏝᏋᎥ@yangcrystal.bsky.social · 5mo ago

“Someone who knows enough about all the fun your little terrorist group has done.”

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀”What did they call it? Aura farming? It’s pretty fun, but I’m down to take down some imps.” ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀”Like what?” ⠀ ⠀

ℂ𝕪𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕦 𝕍𝕚𝕕𝕒𝕤@cyntruvidas.bsky.social · 5mo ago

"... Why are you sitting like that?"

// Theres a name in there that doesn’t belong

Shaquille O'Neal: It's Time To Stop

ALT: Shaquille O'Neal: It's Time To Stop

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀”As much as I can, Ahsoka.” ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀”What even brings you here, Stormtrooper?” ⠀ ⠀

𝙱𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍@bucketheadstud.bsky.social · 5mo ago

(𝙷𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚊𝚒𝚖 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖) 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜, 𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀”It certainly is.” ⠀ ⠀

𝘾𝙖𝙡 𝙆𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙨@survivingjedi.bsky.social · 5mo ago

“That chair looks…cozy.”

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀”Not sure how sitting the way I am brings such a response. But I guess it makes me feel powerful.” ⠀ ⠀

𝖨𝗅𝗅𝗒𝖺𝗇𝖺 𝖱𝖺𝗌𝗉𝗎𝗍𝗂𝗇𝖺@rararasputina.worm.skin · 5mo ago

“You are sitting in very homosexual manner.” She’s wearing glasses and writing something down. “How does that make you feel?”

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀”And you are?” ⠀ ⠀

ᏗᏒᎩᎥᏗ ᏰᏒᏗᏁᏝᏋᎥ@yangcrystal.bsky.social · 5mo ago

“Oh yay…it’s you.”

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀~𝘿𝙪𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙤𝙛 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝙈𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙚~ ⠀ “Oᴜʀ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴜꜰꜰᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ. ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴅɪᴠɪsɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ sǫᴜᴀʙʙʟɪɴɢ ꜰᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴs. ᴍᴀɴᴅᴀʟᴏʀᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀɴʏ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇꜰᴇᴀᴛ. ɪᴛ ɪs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴅɪᴠɪsɪᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴇsᴛʀᴏʏs ᴜs.” ⠀