Did I have to jump a fence to flim this promo at the Tacoma Dome? Only way to find out is to ask me in person when I show up to 5CC Wrestling in Bellingham, WA this Saturday.

The fact that Dory Funk Jr. is equally remembered for his legendary matches and the wrestlers he trained goes to show that what you do for yourself is as important as what you do for others.

Would you rather have $1,000,000 or Tito Ortiz's head full of nickels?

Me drinking Dad's Root Beer is the closest my father has ever come to paying child support.

Nah, MF. If I say I'm gonna powerbomb you, then I'm gonna f×××ing powerbomb you. #wrestlesky 📹: DOA Pro Wrestling

Everyone knows Seattle summers are for sneaky kicks and head first dives at your local indie wrestling show. #wrestlesky 📹: @sosprowrestling.bsky.social

Debuted this Spider-Man/AKIRA inspired ring jacket last weekend. All artwork hand painted by yours truly. #wrestlesky

YOUNG WRESTLERS: Here's a tip to build your brand outside of wrestling. Be a Content Creator- Skateboarding fail videos do big numbers, head down to the local skate park with a fistful of gravel and don't forget your camera.

In lieu of a 10 Bell Salute, just hit "send all" on my Bluesky drafts folder when I die.

Absolutely nuts, Avalanche Death Valley Driver by yours truly at last night's @sosprowrestling.bsky.social show in Seattle. #wrestlesky

Last night I didn't win my match, or an Eisiner award for "Best Bathroom Graffiti."

HAPPENING NOW Thousands of protesters are occupying Madison’s State Street and vowing to shut down businesses as a way to demand justice for Corey Ruiz.

Fuck being "historically accurate". Give me an X-Men comic book accurate Cyclops in The Odyssey.

I feel like everyone in Seattle is gonna be mad at me when I hit my opponent over the head with Jimothy behind the refs back.

A few words on how I plan on harming a fellow wrestler this Saturday for @sosprowrestling.bsky.social in Seattle. Join me, won't you? #wrestlesky

Young Wrestlers: Success is found on the road. As cliche as it sounds, you gotta make the towns! Hit the open highway, find some undeveloped land and build a settlement. Now you have your own town. Make yourself mayor and run a show there. Make yourself the champ. That's how you find success.

Had to let my nerd flag fly, and adding homage to Spider-Man/Venom to my latest ring jacket. #wrestlesky

Thanks to Lindsay Graham, the Republican party LITERALLY has a skeleton in the closet.

New AKIRA inspired ring jacket currently getting worked on. Bless Posca for letting me use my sharpie skills for painting. #wrestlesky

Thank you to everyone who showed out to Porchfest in Tacoma to see the Grit City Wrestling School kick some real ass in the middle of the street!

Jawless Jerry would've eaten Jimothy.

You won't see kicks like this in the World Cup. (Though you might see someone fall down like Cole did.) #wrestlesky

A pear is an apple so shitty, they had to call it something else.

Young Wrestlers: If WWE or AEW already has someone with your look, they're not gonna want to hire you. You've gotta go home, take a long look at yourself in the mirror, and ask yourself, "Can I look enough like that person, that they won't notice if they went missing, and I started living as them?"

Taco Bell removing items that cause diarrhea is truly a case of "The good lord, he giveth, and the good lord, he taketh away."

Young Wrestlers: You're never too young to start putting away a little bit for retirement. That's why I always grab two water bottles from every locker room I'm in. One I drink, and the other I save for when there's an AI Data Center in every town and drinking water is worth more than gold.

Where's the bumper sticker for Tesla owners that says: [I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON BEGGED TO HANG OUT ON EPSTEIN ISLAND]

HAPPY PRIDE, TACOMA 🌈

Spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell tonight, the senior Senator from Kentucky. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes about WRESTLING, BLINK-182, and who could beat ROBERT MARTYR.