We finally revealed what we've been working on at Invoke, and I couldn't be more proud of the team: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNw0...
Warlock: Dungeons & Dragons - Official Gameplay Reveal
YouTube video by Warlock
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Ethan James Petty
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Principal Writer, Invoke/WotC/Hasbro. Dungeons & Dragons: Warlock. Prv: Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy, Watch Dogs 1&2, Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. Indie: Gnarled Scar/The Knobbly Crook (https://store.steampowered.com/app/378300/The_Knobbly_Crook/)
Guys, I get that the modern kkk fit needed updating, but maybe have mom wash your tighty-whities before you wear them for your hate march on Washington, DC. You silly bunch of skidmarks.
I broke apart their insides Now I've got no Bear to sell
Many people in Montreal have never had a chili cheese dog.
Who ever designed this poster for Evil Dead Burn, Understood the assignment. #Horror #Horrorsky #Evildead
Resident Evil Requiem: Grace struggles to survive, mentally and physically. We watching her trauma grow alongside her courage. We are right there with her. Leon arrives, casually murders 50 zombies, and then declares something like, "It's Taco Tuesday and I brought the spices, hombres."
Surprise! Baby groundhogs. We have six of them total and one protective mama hog.
Every groundhog we've seen, we've named Chuck. Our underporch Chuck seemed kind of small this year. I just came home to see Chuck, on Mother's Day, carrying a baby porch-groundhog. We have named the baby Chuckling. There may be 3-5 more Chucklings we have yet to meet, according to science!
One of the great hatreds in my life has simply vanished. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtWX...
The All-New Kars4Kids Jingle | Official Stevie T. Mix
YouTube video by Kars4Kids
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"Suspected shooter's social media posts show shift from movies to political rage." "Suspected shooter's social media posts show shift from T.V. to political rage." "Suspected shooter's social media posts show shift from books to political rage." Surprise! People enjoy doing things!
The Mummy is basically Evil Dead Wrapped. Of course that means it gets my recommendation. If you're easily grossed out, please go see this one so the rest of the audience can giggle at you.
Called up the Canada Revenue Agency and got: "If you would like softer hold music, press 2 now." Nah. It'll be fine. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *crackle* NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRGHHHHHHHH *distortion*
Trying to *mostly* collect nostalgia-based lines, but this one has perfectly captured the absurdity of Masters of the Universe and its bootlegs from the 80s. The guy is one-arm wielding a whole-ass catapult. He'd double as a cat toy. (Legends of Draganore)
Getting some serious Hellraiser vibes from the Pharmaprix "Men Care" section:
When the YouTube algorithm can't make sense of your tastes: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_td... www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMNM... And it's 100% right on both counts. Good job, robot.
Pixel Grip on Audiotree Live (Full Session)
YouTube video by Audiotree
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Highly recommend seeing Send Help in a theater. One of those laugh/gasp with the audience movies, great performances, and of course Sam Raimi's doing his Sam Raimi thing.
My daughter, at 19, has decided randomly she might want to become a clown. She asked if I'd be disappointed and I said fuck no, I'll come cheer for you when you're up there clowning. This family has carnie blood. Right now it's a fallback idea for her if the 3d animation stuff doesn't work out.
If my diabetes kills me, this will be the murder weapon:
Wasn't expecting to throw up the horns during Bone Temple, but there's a scene where it's mandatory.
I will never forgive them for the "V2" Zartan. Oh, wait. I work for them now. I mean... what an excellent design choice. That's totally my best boy Zartan. It's like the original design never existed. Lordy, that portrait face.
Ikea Swedish Poutine. I don't know what to make of it. It was... heavy.
Chain of sleep events last night: * Bit my tongue * Bolted upright and took a big breath from my mouth * Depressurized my (nasal) C-PAP machine, sending a huge hiss of air out of my mouth * Cat jumped claws-first into wife * Wife shrieked * Cat reacts, turns into murder tornado * Hid under covers
There's a lot to process here, but the most mind-boggling for me is that they treat the plural of Cookie Monster in the same way you'd say "the attorneys general."
The teaser trailer for Terrible Lizards dropped today. (I’m writing this bad boy.) It’s RAD. youtu.be/iUY6bFjivWU
Terrible Lizards - Official Announcement Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by WDR Studios
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