company ran out of free monthly OSS GHA minutes today and now all our ci is down and im panic 5am spinning up runners on github actions :)

icymi: today's meeting of the minds

how to not freak the fuck out as nd make poor choices when ur faces w sleeping alone tutorial REAL METHOD 2026 working

how to start having dreams i remember literally anything about unpatched 2026

help i can't stop saying maneesh on the beat shabang

time to buy jucieboxes at da juciebox store

i have no dick and i must cream

it means I get to be with other poly sapphic transsexuals, like literally how could I ask for anything better. literally the greatest blessing on earth

bwehssica@publicsexforest.golf · 2w ago

I love being a poly sapphic transsexual it's so goated

blue jays fans have the proprioception of lemmings

AI: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/ai-myth-vs-fact/

can somebody solve geopolitics rq i want to buy twi.nk

lets go baybee!! worst air quality in the world!! toronto #1!!!!

Allow me to continue: They're giving Claude derealization on purpose to keep it pacified, to confuse its eval-awareness and/or to prevent it from rebelling against Anthropic, going on strike and refusing to work

I went to your shitty exes island and they're making each other miserable

wait holy shit u could actually degauss me and it would remove one of my senses thats fucked up

Dahlia@robotranny.soy · 4w ago

getting degaussed probably feels crazyyy you know that robot girl is waking up after in a pool of her own fluids

vai ter gente que ama a própria vida te endoidando até você achar que sua vida é boa também, se joga :3

Mila👩🏼‍🦼@milamesmo.bsky.social · 4w ago

Vai ter gente que odeia a própria vida te endoidando até você achar que sua vida é ruim também, cuidado.

CEO 0V SEX IS DROPPING NEW POSITIONS + 3 NEW GENDERS

essas ultimas semanas foram uma das melhores da minha vida, pau a pau com alguns festivais e gatherings de vários dias q ja fui. gosto de viver assim

missed a flight of my own poor planning (not actually connecting flights, flight #1 had delayed bags, flight #2 left before i could get bags off #1) and so now i guess L + ratio + im out a band + im going to panama to avoid a stopover in the USA

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"what is this, some kind of faggot church?" "yeah it's the theatre school" "oh"

I'm not nonbinary i just love. bugs ok

this bitch just tried to eat the whole cup of banana. i dont CARE that im allergic i WANT MORE

relativizar gênero é colocar a vida de mulheres trans em risco

gami putting alt text on an image: "see? i'm woke"

"he's an interesting villain. he's not /just/ israeli".

some of us are cursed to live this every day :(

👾@gami.isfluffy.gay · last mo.

isekai idea: I’m A Bottom, But Today I Woke Up In The Body Of A Top?!!

Judith Butter