"Inside Out" if it were set in my head.

sometimes i let myself think my #cat is staring adoringly but more often he's studying me like a bug in a jar, or watching as a bored, disappointed ancient deity.

shitposters about their own content (📺: Girls)

uh-oh she has “I have emotional motion sickness. somebody roll the windows down” stuck in her head again.

how can anyone be expected to work under these conditions (she’s been following me with her ball for hours lol)

oh hey we made it to spring. (i have cut my hair and gone back to the woods.)

i once again screamed like janet leigh in psycho when my cat tried to climb in the shower this morning. forgot he does that.

holy hours (i am deep cleaning my boots)

the vibe i bring to the function

remember one day this'll all be over. hope that helps!

[about one of the most pathetic men to ever exist] he's my depressive goblin nightmare boy 🥹

my mom is catching up on White Lotus

I only ever jog when I play chase my cat around the house but today I actually ran after him. He stopped in utterly confused horror, like he was watching an enemy boss transform. That’s right, Oscar. I’ve been fast this whole time. Whatcha gonna do now?

autoplay on streaming services has taken me to some dark places

doing inner child work (listening to Mitski)

so tempted to go back to a flip phone some days smh

mood: that scream in Ptolemaea over and over again

i'm so normal about Fifth Element (psych!)

old new york scraps [🎧: Veronica Mars, Blondshell]

petition for Walton Goggins (aka Baby Billy) to host Bible Bonkers after the Righteous Gemstones ends.

[me for no reason at all today] hmm i wonder how many times I’ve seen that “Cry Baby” Natalie Portman Dior commercial thoroughout my life.

vertebrae is such a lovely word. *vertebrae* 👌🏻

had a nightmare about catholic school again last night smh

[watching any season of White Lotus] damn the yelp reviews for this place would be wild.

if anything happens to Belinda or her son in the White Lotus, i'm going to riot.

there's too much good television out right now. can't they give us some of this content in the dead of winter when we're all depressed and stuck inside.

if someone could dump a large bucket of icy water on my head that would be great. thanks.

had a grand time chatting with Evan about the now Oscar-winning 'A Real Pain' on @leftoftheprojector.com. We get into generational trauma, travel, coping mechanisms, screenwriting, Culkin & Eisenberg's great performances, and more. 🔗 to the episode, and to the many more on other great films, below.

not your crowd, not your noise. see you in the next life friend 🤘

i’ll be excitedly pulling out my phone to find the right meme like they used to whip out these bad boys to find the right track