Mr. Trizzle

@etrizzle.bsky.social

Basic human with an interest in stuff. Let me live my life how I want and I will do the same for you.

Fox has three games in the afternoon slot. None of them are broadcasting on their ota channel in my area. I'm sure if I pay someone I can get what used to be free. The #nfl seems to be doing everything they can to squeeze every penny they can out of us. I am tapping out. No longer a fan. #LostAFan

Also, fuck you, NFL. I used to spend my Sundays watching football all day. Today there was 1 game available OTA in my area. You think I'm going to pay hundreds of dollars to watch what used to be free while gas and groceries are through the roof? You greedy bastards are -1 fan. I just won't watch.

Candy crush saga, Pinterest, whomever makes the shit mahjong app, i do not want your shit in my phone. I should not have to uninstall your shit because you think you are so great that I should have it even if I don't want it. Fuck off and die.

Google play services is getting fucked up. I had a notification for the shit apps they try to push on me every few weeks. The notification had a "settings" option. I thought I might finally be able to turn it off. I clicked settings and it automatically installed 3 POS apps without consent. WTF?

I just walked into a room and saw this guy looking mean and mad at the world. As I thought, "WTF is his problem" i realized it was a mirror. FML! I'm in a good mood! Well, i was.

If you want to speak with me via telephone then be there when I pick up. If I answer and it's some kind of bot I'm hanging up. Every time. You called me. What makes you think I'm going to hold for you? Especially when I don't know who you are or wtf you want. Get over yourself.

Mrs Dolly Parton enabled and encouraged kids to read and learn. We can honor her efforts by continuing her legacy. Reading helps kids develop strong minds and fosters imagination. Public libraries provide access to limitless worlds to explore and a plethora of knowledge waiting to be devoured.

I got triggered by a story today. I almost fucked up a 14 month clean streak. In the big picture it's so small, but it resurfaced a very dark memory. I managed to keep my shit together, but for a few hours I just wanted to destroy everything I could get my hands on. Including my self. How you doing?

kept.my

I been awake for three days and stuck out on the street for the past two. Please excuse me if a little more ish than normal slips out. Almost home. A shower and nap should fix my cranky ass.

Little known fact: in the early 90s I worked as a barker outside a strip club in times square. On my very first day I almost got my ass kicked by a legit gangster and an NYPD cop. And no, they weren't the same person.

Once my #1 son's baby mama was in the kitchen (where she belongs). She's cooking who knows what. All of a sudden we hear "OH MY JESUS!" We fell TF out! Never heard that before. Kidding with the "where she belongs" bit. I wanted to piss you off for a minute. I'm not a pig. I'm just an asshole.