i can sing !! i swear!! until i mess up a single lyric and then the only way out is seppuku
etsers 💼 🐍
@etsers.bsky.social
office lamia vtuber 💼 cozy chatting streams, destroyer of spreadsheets & lover of women 🐍 ・ #etsart / #nsetsw 🧷・psuedo GFE/CWE
good morning, coworkers!! my lawyer advised i stop signing contracts!!
vtubers!! what is your advice for turning lurkers into chatters? i know people are shy; but i always want to see how to better maximise my viewership!!
it's a company, baby!! everything's for money! ☆ ᝰ.ᐟ by @.vierzeck ☆ ⋆˚࿔ #etsart ༝ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising
good morning, coworker!! you proved your loyalty to imperium!! i'm so proud of you!!!!!!!!
in a place of eternal sleep...a single vigilant guardian keeps watch. · · ─ ·𖥸· ─ · · ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising
ᝰ 💼【 THREE HOUR NOTICE 】💼 ᝰ we're playing OUTLAST AGAIN?! it's been 4 years since i played it last!! with outlast trials getting popular, let's get caught up on the lore!! THINK FAST CHRIS WALKER ⏱︎ | 3PM EST 🔴 | etsers ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising
good morning, coworkers! i rented an isolated, off-grid cabin where all underperforming employees will be placed. you have 24 hours to prove your loyalty to this company. good luck.
🔴 ᝰ 💼【 WE’RE LIVE! 】💼 ᝰ 🔴 coworkers!!! its mandatory training, what're you doing?! we're gonna yap and then work on more thumbnails and posts!! don't be late!! LIVE NOW ⬇️ 🔴 | etsers
etsers 💼 🐍@etsers.bsky.social · 6mo agoᝰ 💼【 THREE HOUR NOTICE 】💼 ᝰ it's time to refresh your memory of HR rules!! at imperium inc, we take HR very seriously, even though they got fired a while ago... let's go over it together!!! be there or be FIRED?!?! ⏱︎ | 3PM EST 🔴| etsers
ᝰ 💼【 THREE HOUR NOTICE 】💼 ᝰ it's time to refresh your memory of HR rules!! at imperium inc, we take HR very seriously, even though they got fired a while ago... let's go over it together!!! be there or be FIRED?!?! ⏱︎ | 3PM EST 🔴| etsers
can you bear the burden? the weight of remy's sins, in your hand?
good morning, coworkers!!! i really wanna get my nails done…would you help me pick out a set?
something.......really warms my heart that people are so nice when reviewing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wanna be the best client ever!!!!!!!!!!
good morning, coworkers!!! never forget the importance of a community, okay? talk to your neighbours!!!
ᝰ 💼【STREAM END】💼ᝰ WE BEAT BIOSHOCK 2!! we're onto the dlc now, but i cried a lot at the end :(((( we'll be live again on Thursday!!!! we're only 8 from 350!! ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising
etsers 💼 🐍@etsers.bsky.social · 6mo agoᝰ 💼【 THREE HOUR NOTICE 】💼 ᝰ I SURVIVED THE BIG FREEZE!!! to celebrate, i'm gonna kick lamb's ass in divorce court and NOT PAY CHILD SUPPORT we'll be finishing up bioshock 2!!!!! be there or be square!! i'll see in u 3 hours! ⏱︎ | 3PM EST 🔴 | etsers ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising
👩🏻💻ᝰ.ᐟ 1/26/26 🗒 ˎˊ˗‧₊˚ work schedule~! ━━━━⊱⋆⊰━━━━ ☆ ᝰ.ᐟ by @fallenrose02 ☆ ⋆˚࿔ #etsart ༝ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising
ᝰ 💼【 THREE HOUR NOTICE 】💼 ᝰ I SURVIVED THE BIG FREEZE!!! to celebrate, i'm gonna kick lamb's ass in divorce court and NOT PAY CHILD SUPPORT we'll be finishing up bioshock 2!!!!! be there or be square!! i'll see in u 3 hours! ⏱︎ | 3PM EST 🔴 | etsers ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising
coworker!! this is a check-in point!! how has your week been?? tell me all about it!! ☆ ᝰ.ᐟ by @sliceofi.bsky.social ☆
ᯓ★ 10 games to get to know me ♡! i have made a point to let people know just how bad i love ac3. i have a connor body pillow for my model i slept with his (singular) comic spinoff under my pillow for the better part of 3 years (completely genuine) ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising
good morning, coworkers! blink twice if you're in danger! imperium won't help or anything, but it's nice to let us know.
coworker. i've been made into an abomination. a mere mockery of my form do you still love me, coworker. ⋆˚࿔ #etsart ༝ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising ☆ ᝰ.ᐟ by @/fallio0518art ☆
good morning, coworkers!! did you know i'm a big daddy's girl? i'm watching over his cave for him over the weekend, to fend off intruders!
i don't talk about my close interests a lot, but i really wanna today!! i've been a crazy fan of #LOTR / the hobbit / silmarillon / etc since i was a child. i recently got to see the original trilogy in theatres, and i really wanted to cry by the end...it meant a lot to me ...!!!!!!!
good morning, coworker!! i really excited to announce i finally have a logo!! do you want a sneak peek...? just for you!! ♡ ♡ ⋆˚࿔ #etsart ༝ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising ☆ ᝰ.ᐟ by @.churuou ˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗ ☆
is THIS the orb under your chair?! ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising
ᝰ 💼【STREAM END】💼ᝰ we're really close to beating bioshock 2...WE'RE DOING A PACIFIST RUN (not killing stanley even though i hate him so bad) we'll be live again on Thursday!!!! we're only 10 from 350!! ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising ༝ #vtuberclips ༝ #streamclips
etsers 💼 🐍@etsers.bsky.social · 7mo agoᝰ 💼【ONE HOUR NOTICE】💼 ᝰ hey, coworkers!! lamb isn't prepared for the hellfire force of a father coming from divorce court. we're still only 10 away from 350!! ⏱︎ | 3PM EST 🔴 | etsers ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising
ᝰ 💼【ONE HOUR NOTICE】💼 ᝰ hey, coworkers!! lamb isn't prepared for the hellfire force of a father coming from divorce court. we're still only 10 away from 350!! ⏱︎ | 3PM EST 🔴 | etsers ⋆˚࿔ #envtuber ༝ #vsky ༝ #vtuberuprising