Eulogy of an Insect

@eulogyofaninsect.bsky.social

A skullcap-wearing woman makes a woefully wrong turn, ending up in a crapsack world. There she finds misery, BUGS, apathy, and a shockingly strict adherence to paying one's fair share in taxes. Wishlist & More: https://linktr.ee/eulogyofaninsect

Safety's no priority at the Abusement Park. To cross the ruins of this ride, you'll carry the halo across the tiles, never stepping on the same one twice. Find your pace quickly! When the park tires of watching you, speed is the only thing keeping you from becoming a permanent attraction yourself...

For the morbidly curious, the Codex is your best friend. It logs every creature you defeat, from item drops to their bizarre backstories. You can finally learn the truth about the elusive U.F.P…. which is that "it is unknown what type of object this flying pyramid is."

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beanie baby divorce court@gnollfriend.bsky.social · 11mo ago

my hottest gaming take is that every game that has enemies should also have a beastiary that you can peruse at your leisure

Following the housing crisis of years past, Old Sport Bank foreclosed on numerous homes. These houses have vowed to never be hurt again and thus will protect themselves with elemental bubbles. They long to see their inhabitants once more. Plus: these babies are sturdier than dinosaurs!

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