What I imagine those guys that comment "mid" under any woman's posts look like

Brainlet Brainless Meme Compilation

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queuing to pre-order pokemon drops last month was harder than any Olympic sport

I wish my birthday was in the "ber" months, man. I hate summer with a passion 😔

I need a vacation.

I took 4 separate 2 hour naps yesterday after work and now I'm awake at 5am...? Idk what to do, it's too early (⁠｡⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

Hubs & I painted these blindbox paint by number sets the other day !! Mines the one on the right 👻

I just got home from babysitting my sister's senior dog. This world is so cruel man, why do animals need to age :((((((

Bruv.

Why are millennials such dry texters!?!?!!??? 😒😒😒

Slowly trying to turn my family into a say "I love you" family. We're Asian, so it's really hard. So far, I got my brother and sister-in-law in. My sister only says it in person. It's been sad, yet rewarding 😂

August #promosky !! Happy spooky season, everyone ~ This app feels like home 🏠 I'm Euphie & I appreciate your time reading this 🩷 let's be moots !! 👻 Pokémon 👻 Arknights 👻 Core Keeper 👻 Painting 👻 POPMART & other brands/IPs of blind boxes 👻 True Crime 👻 Dark Crystal 👻 Peking duck

August 1st is the start of spooky season in my household. I can't wait to decorate !! 👻🧙🎃

How to consistency ¿?¿?

I have to house/dog-sit for my sister starting tomorrow for a few days. I'm gonna miss my cat though 😭😭 How will I ever be able to take a vacation when I can't bear to be apart from himmm 😔😔😔

If I didn't have my hub, my family, my cat, my best friends, and pokemon, I fear the injustices of this world would smash my brain and heart to pieces. Without my support system, I am so angry, yet feeble

I just love malls that are stuck in the 90s. My favourite Chinese bakery is located in this mall that I lovingly coined "dino mall"

I will commit a crime to eat some good Peking duck right about now

My tiktok was banned because I was messaging my friend the words "I hate homophobes so much" 😭😭😭😭 free speech doesn't exist on that app

I'm back in the mix !! And look what I just caught !!! SHUNDO TYRUNT✨🦖. Can't believe my account is 10 years old, geez. I remember playing on pogo launch day 🥹🥹

Why last dinos no tour in Canada ever :( been a fan since 1912 and now that I can sort of afford a show, they're not touring here :/

*LA noire-type accent* "Consistent routine and a structured life?" *takes cigarette drag and takes off fedora* "I ain't had wunna doze since 1922"

L.A. Noire: Subtle Doubt Expression

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My cat is awake with me. He sits next to me while I ponder my life. I kiss his wittle forehead.

It's 3am here, I work in office tomorrow, I can't sleep. IM HUNGRY :/

People who litter are usually the worst kinds of people !!!!! 😤😤😤

Tried on some cute things , walked away with the striped shirt !! My best friend also got this adorable trinket dish to look like my cat 🥹🥹 she's the best 🥺🥺

Meeting my best friend from uni at the mall today ~ gonna look for a cute shirt to match my new skirt !! 💁

I got a secret today !! It's Melanie !!! 🩷

I got kicked off the pokemon center site and booted to the back of the line, but thank God I was still able to get all the preorders in !!!!!! Now we wait for that umbreon/espeon drop 🥴🥴

Guyssss I got my 30th celebration ETBs !!!!!!! 😭🥹

My baby boy turns 11 next month and I'm so sad time keeps passing because it hurts to think of a world without him. Can't even write this dang post without sobbing :/ I wanna create a pocket of time where we can be together forever 🥺💔