I feel like I spent this Saturday like a suburban mom. Does that mean I can officially use the MILF tag in my ads now?
Eva Bora of Boston | FMTY
@evaexquisite.bsky.social
Boston-based slow burn specialist. Ex-STEM, always ADHD & self-developing. I'm an engineer's wet dream... And everyone else's too P463675
There is a 50-something lady next to me at the bar and she pulled a 20-30-something stud next to me. I'm super impressed and happy for her 🥹
Push-up bras are great and all, but have you heard of jelly bras?
If you were seeing her tonight, do you want to see your Provider of Choice in: A. A fucking hot dress OR B. Yoga pants
AI Selfies are really getting out of control
Sir if you just read what was auto filled in your text BEFORE you wrote it in
I know I'm getting old because a 7pm movie start time on a weekday is giving me pause.
Man: Hey can we sit outside? Woman: You can but I cannot service you outside #outofcontextquotes
When I'm a little bit coy about receiving gifts but he's not having it
Oh daily foam rolling practice, how I missed what you do to me and my body
All my lines of work are funny because I could go nearly 3 weeks making less than $1k in all of them combined and then one morning wake up to two deposits, three new coaching packages paid, and a new monthly retainer started I forgot I even tried to sell to.
Hot take: ConcernedApe's software engineer in college background is showing hard because you're able to pass out at 2am and then wake up bright and early at 6am as if you're not running on four hours of sleep.
Sex so good you get 7 hours of uninterrupted sleep immediately after 😴
A reminder that I have directions on my website on how to book me if we've never met before and if you're not willing to do it/follow the directions the first/trust me with that info, why TF would I feel comfortable meeting you?
One thing I love about living near a major city is seeing my friends’ creative projects come to life. In a lot of suburban places, I’ve watched creative dreams slowly die down. But somewhere even remotely close to a major city, they seem to thrive.
I'm getting targeted ads for Yaoi lately and I'm not sure what this says about me since I haven't been looking for it.
I'm not great at announcing these regularly, so here just note these two. They're not "tours" per se but they are where you can book me for incalls. Outcalls always welcome.
Step 1: Book a hotel at Encore Step 2: Get a sparkling wine Step 3: Book me to come with this stuff Step 4: We both get in the tub Fyi, every room they have has a tub
If this sounds like something you did in your youth, you're probably my ideal client.
I would like to punch my doctors for mandating celibacy for a week and then cancelling my appointment the day of. If someone would like to pound the shit out of me at some point between now and Tuesday, I would very much so appreciate it.
Pro tip: unfortunately wealth optics can negatively affect what could have been a perfect experience with your provider. Don't lie about what you can and can't afford; you will get severely disappointed if you claim you're in a lower station than you actually have as expectations.
Seems like DC ppl really want me back out there, a few of y'all have reached out asking when I'd come back. If you want me this month, you can FMTY. Otherwise, I'd entertain some prebookings for a tour in October or November... Reach out evabora.com/contact
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Yes yes 10000x yes. If you have additional questions I could talk about this all day.
Charlotte Maeve | Toronto & FMTY@curvycompanion.bsky.social · 4w agoBoundaries are beautiful.They’re what shape and guide our relationships in life and allow them to flourish rather than dwindle. They keep the fire going opposed to suffocating it.
If your favorite provider flies Delta, gift her a Delta gift card before 8/6 and snag some points for yourself while you're at it. Then plan a sweet Fly Me With You together ❤️
I only have three looks: Boston Townie, Quirky City Girl and What's Her OF?
If where we're going has this, you're gonna get super duper lucky Just saying
I'm at karaoke and I realize that "Dancing Queen" lyrics are kinda... Oh, oh no