Mariners have gone 3-for-3 since Griffey broke Ichiro’s statue

The Etsy Witch Era has ended. The Humpy Era has begun.

If you’re in line to pitch for the Mariners STAY IN LINE

Mariners fans when they win one (1) game: “woooo World Series Here 👏 We 👏 Gooooo” Mariners fans when they lose one (1) game: “Terrible team. Nothing but heartache. Gonna kms”

Quote this with a great TV father

Matt Zoller Seitz@mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · last yr.

Quote this with a great TV father

"Diane, 11:30 A.M., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks..."

William Bibbiani@williambibbiani.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Diane, 11:30 A.M., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks..."

Me in my echo chamber

William Bibbiani@williambibbiani.bsky.social · 2y ago

me in my echo chamber