evan

@evanonline.bsky.social

i'm a they/them in my 30s and i do ring racers addons, pixel art, and compulsive shitposting. on rare occasions i retweet hotted anime characters, so no kids. it sounds like funny, but it's not. https://evanonline.neocities.org/

You ever look up any of the interviews the Ratchet & Clank breast expansion alien did? Extremely funny woman. It was all practical effects, she has a rare allergic reaction to front flips. The money from her role put her through college, she works in engineering now.

jill and i realizing we might be invested in the marvel cinematic universe again and doing research on what we missed. when she's right, she's right

By that point, Sacha Baron Cohen's Mephisto was being viewed as the next "prominent" villain of the MCU.
JillKatze — 2:12 AM
lmfao. sure man
evan — 2:12 AM
you cannot fucking make borat the big bad guy of marvel
and you cannot have him be the satan who erases peter parker's marriage
JillKatze — 2:13 AM
your wiiiife
evan — 2:13 AM
WAAAAAIIIIITT
WAITTTTTTT
MAYBE THEY'RE COOKINGGGGGG

the way people used to talk about adulthood as nonstop misery was crazy. i can say very confidently that i would rather pay taxes and work a really shitty job than be a middle school student

oh yeah! a thing i should mention. i'm gonna do a ring racers stream tomorrow, BUT... i've been rethinking my relationship with streaming and i'm not really sure where i want to go with it. i do not know if streaming is My Thing.

AU where they made cheap DTV homestar runner specials all the time. Homestar Runner Goes To Camelot type crap. and there's one single human actor like a muppets movie, greenscreened in

this goes for just about any platform you could think of, patreon twitch whatever, please do not do give money to creators through a platform's phone app unless it is literally the absolute only way you can do so. you pay more, the person you're trying to support gets less, it sucks for everyone

Part Time Yeen@parttimeyeen.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Any of you using the ios version of Patreon to support me, switch to the browser version instead, cuz the apple fees have actually taken over 3000 usd from me in the course of a year