Evan Robertson
@evanrobertsondc.bsky.social
I’ve run over 1,000 simulations
I wouldn’t call him a serious Republican
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 1h agoRoyce White is now ranting about "transgender sex dolls" during a forum that is supposed to be about agricultural issues. This guy is a serious Republican in Minnesota who had the party's nomination for a Senate seat two years ago. Insanity.
Like half The Mighty Ducks team got sent to fat camp in Heavyweights
This is begging the question
The Atlantic@theatlantic.com · 7h agoBiden’s bet that the Inflation Reduction Act could address climate change and create jobs for voters is widely considered to have been a bust—but this is the wrong lesson to draw from his administration’s experience, @leahstokes.bsky.social argues.
Breaking: Under Donald Trump’s leadership the moon is in the worst condition of its existence
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 7h agoNASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."
Politico, for a change: Democrats are in disarray
Politico@politico.com · 12h agoProgressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
What he means is “I wish him luck in getting away with it like I’m always able to do”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 16h agoQ: Any comment on Rep. Max Miller? TRUMP: I hope he's able to work it out. I feel badly for him.
GOP turnout in the VA Senate primary was abysmal. There were about 1/4 as many votes just in the 8th Congressional district Democratic primary (which was not expected to be close) as there were GOP votes statewide. Don Beyer alone got 1/3 the votes that the Republican senate nominee got statewide.
Elon can’t stick his dick anywhere so he’s doing this to get off
Sky News@news.sky.com · 16h agoSpaceX latest: Abandoned rocket about to slam into moon at high speed
Not a lick of the debt has been paid down
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 21h agoBessent: "Here at the Treasury, I had $168 billion of tariff revenues that we're gonna have to refund. So when the Democrats scream, "Oh, the refunds should go back to the American people!', well, the American people had it, it was in the Treasury and it was paying down the debt."
“I was only reported for child abuse because my bitch ex-wife took my daughter to the hospital. Who’s the piece of shit now, libturds?”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 23h agoRep. Max Miller: "When I was reported for child abuse of my daughter for a broken collarbone, my daughter was in my ex-wife's care 9 out of the last 11 days and she took her to the emergency room, which is a contempt violation from our shared parenting plan."
He’s a meathead who has been allowed to do whatever he wants his whole life and now he’s withering under scrutiny and accountability
Scott Lemieux@lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 21h agoWhat, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the fuck is wrong with this guy
It’s so stupid that they include these nicknames
She’s doing what she always does: voting against her party when it doesn’t matter
This is the absolute definition of gaslighting. DOJ is a shit show, they all know this, but whatever lies it takes…
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayGrassley on Blanche: "The Justice Department has thrived under his leadership" 🙃
President Pritzker should remember this
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayCornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
Okay, but they’re still not using the super secret block confirmation maneuver
Vituperative Erb@vituperativeerb.bsky.social · yesterdayIf you are a person who bitches about Dems never doing stuff like this I think you are obliged to share Whitehouse’s speech
Politico, everyday: “Here’s the latest bullshit we made up that Democrats are in disarray again”
Politico@politico.com · yesterdayMichigan’s Senate primary is a major test in the race to succeed Bernie Sanders. But in much of Sanders’ inner circle, who comes next is pretty obvious, even as the wider progressive movement continues to clash over the answer. 🔗 politi.co/4fNEg6q
How the fuck is a Senate primary in Michigan a “race to succeed Bernie Sanders”?
Politico@politico.com · yesterdayMichigan’s Senate primary is a major test in the race to succeed Bernie Sanders. But in much of Sanders’ inner circle, who comes next is pretty obvious, even as the wider progressive movement continues to clash over the answer. 🔗 politi.co/4fNEg6q
Yes, Bill Maher, famous establishment Democrat
Wajahat Ali@wajali.bsky.social · 2d ago"Welcome to the Death Rattle of the Democratic Establishment" Here's a retirement party for James Carville, Bill Maher, & establishment hacks who are threatening to leave the Dem Party if progressives & Democratic Socialists continue winning elections. thelefthook.substack.com/p/welcome-th...
President Pritzker should go on TV on Jan 20, 2029 and dramatically rip this agreement in half and announce he’s ordered the IRS to audit every member of the Trump family and all Trump businesses.
Polling USA@usapolling.bsky.social · yesterday"Should the IRS agree to stop auditing the tax returns of Donald Trump, his family, and his companies?" 🔴No: 63% 🟢Yes: 19% Support Among: 🟢MAGA: 50% 🟢GOP: 39% 🔴IND: 14% 🔴DEM: 3% YouGov / August 3, 2026
