it's a miseducation of lauryn hill kind of morning

Neither of the two dem candidates deserve it 💖

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is sweetgreen safe or not because my body is craving a leafy green

yeah

homer let the barts out....

At this point I hope nobody wins the Michigan primary

fuck, i thought of a better caption. now what

E@evanthegreen.bsky.social · 5d ago

saving all my summers

I have crushes on some, but not all, of my bloomfs. Figure it out amongst yourselves

And when one of my top songs on my spotify wrapped this year is the theme song from Moody's Point, the Dawson's Creek spoof from The Amanda Show... what then

saving all my summers

When someone asks me about my hobbies, my number one passion is, in a very real, drinking by a pool

the people at my pool hearing the four cans of contraband high noons jangling in my bag as I walk in

cyclospora stop ittttttt. like for real STOP

okay so the odyssey was good

inventing new tiers of hungover btw

I know wearing a seatbelt in an uber shouldn't feel embarrassing but it does 😭

I need to take a 30 minute nap before tonight but my body is fighting me 😭

but first, coffee!

I shouldn't be able to hear you grunting and breathing at the gym through my noise canceling headphones btw!

POV: you just had lettuce at Taco Bell

thank god it's leo season. hope everyone had fun but it's the big leagues now

hudsonbeast I've had it with you

I got ice in my oj....

now to go home and have the rest of that pasta

I miss the world cup already

taylor momsen continues to have the best voice in modern rock, bar none

these days I really have a lot riding on my sugar free vitamin water

is there something in the cosmos that's been putting me in such an irritable mood lately

never need to hear about the m*chigan pr*mary again thanks

doctor prescribed me a new medication to try to help with my sleep and i've spent the entire morning feeling like this