Hands up, and be honest, who had ‘Danny Dyer Saves Us All’ on their Dystopian Bingo card?
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When you feel the need to ban pilots from 31 different countries from flying in to your country or through your airspace is it time to consider that may be the problem might be closer to home than you’d like it to be..
Question: Does Israel have a right to exist? Correct answer: Your question is racist because it centres the coloniser rather than its victims. It's not Israel whose land is being stolen. It's not Israelis who live under brutal occupation. Ask me about Palestine's right to exist.
‘Eurgh, all this overpriced artisan shit in the UK. If you want great croissants go to France’. Meanwhile, in France…
Trump baffled by failure to win Nobel Peace Prize. Meanwhile, in Trump’s America.
Trump will ‘win’ the midterms in a landslide. This live streamed execution is preparing the public, because the dissenters will be next. Anyone they deem treasonous (I know, right?) will be rounded up and publicly executed to show the people ‘this is what happens when you step out of line’.
They all knew, but sucked-up anyway...
Was in a lovely wee restaurant in Beaune last night (Bistrot Rosette, highly recommend it). A lot of Americans employing the tried and tested method of speaking loudly and slowly in English. All the staff speak English really very well. So that was quite enjoyable.
Politics is like the police. Anyone who wants that power is precisely the person who shouldn’t be allowed it.
Suella Braverman’s parents emigrated (they were horrible economic migrants not from a war zone she hates). She went to Cambridge for free and didn’t collect £27k debt like everyone else. Scrounger. She used the Erasmus scheme to study in France. Which she has blocked. Horrible
Of course he does. That was the entire point of this marketing exercise.
‘This may surprise you, but I’m a petulant cunt’ says Ronaldo after flouncing off international duty.
What I gleaned from Burnham’s speech was may be, possibly, we aren’t actually all completely fucked after all. But if we aren’t, it was a bit bloody close for comfort.
A lot of American people clearly need a violent (metaphorical) slap. If you think the majority of Democrats are even vaguely socialist let alone communist, you are reprehensibly, offensively and unfortunately for the rest of the world, dangerously stupid.
It staggers me that Europe is leaning toward the right so forcefully. Look at the fucking state of the US. Trump has turned the entire country in to an economic and cultural bin fire. This is what the right does, it breaks things because broken things make rich people richer.
I woke up feeling a bit rough. Googled the symptoms. Asked Claude. Got my wife to take my temp and I’m pleased to report that I should be dead by dinner time.
Burnham is talking about huge dementia costs. At what point does the subject of the food environment come to the fore? We have a metabolically fucked population, and a drowning health system, and yet we allow huge corporations to prey on our populace with cheap, shit, non-foods.
Danny Tommo tries to look well 'ard but always ends up looking like Frank Spencer. A deep dive into the comically hapless Tommo, his "Christian Army", the endless crowdfunding and the gaggle of bells supporting him. Spoiler: This is FULL of pisstaking. youtu.be/K5-56mveR9s
Danny Tommo: The Far Right Frank Spencer
YouTube video by Supertanskiii
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I remind you that half of your political/media class frantically urged you to vote for this pig-ignorant, disastrously incompetent crook, and the other half frantically urged you not to vote for the only viable opposition, and then put two and two together about why they did that.
Discussing with my pals what to do about the US Midterms. We are in Scotland… do we dig a bunker or buy a months worth of popcorn…
We have an autistic kid. Having used Claude a lot for work, I’m pretty sure Claude is also autistic.
‘The Bank of England was set up by Tony Blair, shortly after he sacked York, signed the Magna Carta and painted the Mona Lisa’ Liz Truss, unfiltered moron, 2026.
‘How come all these absolute cunts keep getting elected? ‘Because all these other absolute cunts keep voting for them’ We’re an inherently stupid species.
"When faced with skyrocketing pesticide and nitrate levels in its drinking water supply, the city of Munich, Germany bypassed expensive chemical treatment plans and chose a radical path: they tackled the contamination at its very root." via Thefarmacyreal www.facebook.com/permalink.ph...
The planet we all share is currently being blown to pieces by three psychotic white men…. Racism is now just a deeply ironic pastiche of itself.