Facebook made me take this down. This appears to be a leaked list of upcoming ICE facilities and who is in charge of them. It was sent to me by a follower on Reddit.
When it rains my. Joints hurt. Threw my back out. When I burped. Left my ibuprofen by the stairs Great now how can I get down there? SAY IT AINT SO I CANNOT NO SOMEONE PLEASE GO GET ME MY PHONE TURN THE LIGHTS OFF LET ME PASS ALONE
Hey I’m the woman doing that data analysis on Charlie Kirk and his hate speech. The first article from that is out now. open.substack.com/pub/eveywint...
Just in time for Pride. A lot of y’all are about to find out some stuff about your kids. Now’s a good time to prepare yourself for that convo. open.substack.com/pub/eveywint...
The Five Real Questions to Ask Trans Children When They Come Out To You
The parenting books and all the advice from your fellow parents never really prepare you for everything, do they?
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Ok I guess I’ll just freeze without my socks because that’s too cute.
I don’t support for profit medicine but I have to tell you i really think pharmaceutical companies are sleeping on “he is risen” as a coupon code for ED meds.
You know what’s cooler than ICE? Protecting your neighbors against being kidnapped by them.
All I’m saying is The Powerpuff girls are made from sugar, spice, and everything nice plus some random ass chemical X and nobody tells them they’re not allowed to use the ladies bathroom. They’re biologically a sentient breakfast cereal but SURE act like I’m the problem.
If there’s one thing that’ll turn me into an absolute bitch in the internet, it’s people being both pedantic with me **and** vapidly wrong
Starting a pot shop and pottery business. I’m calling it 420GlazeIt
Everything Trump touches turns to crap. He’s got a real Mierdas touch.
A lot of y’all are like “actually they’re only women if they’re born in the woman region of France. Otherwise they’re just sparkling targets,” and it’s super disappointing.
Is Midol gender affirming care? In this essay I will explore why man-flu would be less of an issue if men would stop being little bitches about it and use the pink pain pills.
People are like “you are a professional writer, you’re so smart” and I’m afraid to tell them that the only way I can remember the difference between heroin and heroine is that the extra e is for estrogen but they both make me weak in the knees.
Guys like crypto because they desperately need the thrill of something going down on them when they least expect it.
Another reminder not to misuse this information *cough*
Canadians, please read. This report on election interference will be shared tomorrow.
I’m right here if anyone wants to try to dispute the reality of this with me. I ain’t no centrist. We can chat about it.
New email for government workers to rat out their vulnerable coworkers just dropped. Once again I have to remind you all not to misuse this information by flooding these emails with false data.
Please keep in mind that this first week or two of the Trump presidency was supposed to be a barrage of horrific policies to promote terror and fear. His administration won’t be able to sustain this level of activity. Many of his actions will be tied up in courts for months or years.
There is one redeeming quality to being trans right now. All the 90s and early 2000s fashion I never got to wear is suddenly coming back into style. I’m gonna need my Tripp jeans back. You know who you are.
Even more news about what’s happening inside the government
Update on emails the government has set up for employees to rat out defectors in the government You should absolutely not, under any circumstances, use this information to clutter these inboxes with false or misleading information. @altnps.bsky.social more info for you.
We are, as a society, collectively failing on Neil Gaiman’s victims and all victims. I’m on some meds to chill me out right now, but feel free to discuss amongst yourselves. I hope you take something away from the worst things that can happen to people.
The Fiery Hand of Justice
CW: Contains heavy discussion of Sexual Assault. Read at your own risk.
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