Tessera

Minuette — 🌟@tinydancermp4.bsky.social · 2mo ago

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀﹙ one gloved hand, claws barely poking through without tearing its fabric, reached with a lean over the counter to scritch behind minuette's ear. ﹚ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀as much as i want to hang out with another dips███ that isn't my own team... ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀a nap sounds better.

ahhh... yeah, i'm not really sure what they're up to today. [ scratching behind her big ol head. ] soooo, maybe you could... live uh, less vicariously *with* me?

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀i'd date my stupidly non-evil selves, but you're all too lame for that.

Minuette — 🌟@tinydancermp4.bsky.social · 2mo ago

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀duh? i need my daily floor show. ⠀⠀⠀﹙ shamelessly smiling back, a finger pointed out to the tile floor where the others were running amok. ﹚ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀i can't even 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺, so go do whatever you all do and let me live vicariously through you.

[ giggling. ] sooo. you're saying you missed us? [ evil ahh grin. ] hmm, i don't think he's been as vigilant as before... so you're safe. 🙂‍↕️

Minuette — 🌟@tinydancermp4.bsky.social · 2mo ago

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀dude . ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀i'm working a job where all i do is wait for you a█████s to show up, what do you think. ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀... it's smokin' and seeing if the big guy notices, by the way.

i wonder what evil pomie is up to

Get on your knees. Excuse me? Excused. Now get on your knees.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀at least you idiots can decide what you are.

people who are evil, apparently.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀who the hell says that to someone?

hm. you are. more intelligent than i originally assumed.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀“ how much you wanna bet that the others're being kept in the npc toybox for later? ⠀⠀⠀like to be problems for 𝘶𝘴, even. ⠀⠀⠀at least we're here for a reason. even if it's a 𝙙𝙪𝙢𝙗 𝙛██████ 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣. ”

"Oh... sweet f*cking joy..." "The RAGDOLL is here too... now we just need that Orbsman guy, Dictatorer, an' Bazooble, and Evil Big Tops will finally be brought back together like a band reunion tour..." "Granted, a real sh#tty reunion tour, but a reunion tour nonetheless."

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀nah man, you gotta think about what it means to be intrinsically evil. ⠀⠀⠀in whose eyes? for what? who made the decision that you're evil enough for sharp teeth, and does it matter enough to care? ⠀⠀⠀... ⠀⠀⠀also it's stupid as hell.

does the notion that physical qualities can be a direct indicator of your moral standing not sound a little. strange to you?

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀what's the bad thing about being evil, huh? ⠀⠀⠀man. aren't you the jerk here.

... *poking at their own teeth,,* i'm unsure if i like the implication of that.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀huh? uh? ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀means we're evil, dumba██.

*staring back.* why does almost everyone in here have sharp teeth.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀﹙ staring dead-eyed at the reader, mouth slightly open. ﹚

◞ 🎩﹚﹒ʸᵒᵘʳ 𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙈𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍 ׅ⎖@wackywatch.bsky.social · 2mo ago

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀dude, can i be one of the imps?

"Hell" as in "you're being tortured in Hell"

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ahhh the heavy mental debating to say "too bad" and leave. it'd be funny. it'd be so funny. she could even call her an insult for even thinking it and leave. ⠀ ⠀〝 'mm? 〞 ⠀〝 pfff- yeah. sure. i know how to run casino poker. 〞

"Well... I dunno a d#mn thing about poker!" "But... *sigh* Fine, I'd be willing to give it a shot."

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀“ hahaaaa ~ i didn't know you hated poker so much... ⠀⠀⠀lame. i was gonna ask you if you wanted to play. ”

"POKER! OH POKER!!!!" "YOU KEEP MAKIN' THIS JOKE AND I'M GONNA POKE YOUR F###ING EYES OUT!!!"

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⋯ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀poker ? i hardly ——

"...Woooow, I'm laughing my a## off to that.... It's not like your joke was ABSOLUTE SH#T!"

Fuck you. Fuck YOU. Fuck you! Hey, fuck you! Hey! Hey. Heyyyy...

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀poker? i hardly know 'er.

I'm too high for this shit.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀i'm not actually a jester, 'm a shark. ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀you can tell i don't have a heartbeat because i'm not moving.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ladies, ladies, you're all miserable. ⠀⠀⠀now who's gettin' the confiscated whiskey sour before i dump it outside?

⠀𝓁ost girl.@roadkillere.bsky.social · 2mo ago

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀gross.

⠀ i just made some bullshit @n0ndimension.bsky.social ⠀

Ain't changing shit, fuck the karma.