Psychically connecting with my moots to let them know i like being talked at but I am afraid of being a bother jfkdksksks

QRP with your most popular piece on Bluesky! I’m a bit surprised by this one !! But y’all love Kenai !

Lilli@wideshark.evilfurs.org · 3d ago

QRP with your most popular piece on Bluesky! This one lol

Michael’s put out their Halloween stuff and they got these mini cowboy werewolf bars…. Terrible paint jobs considering the price but it does make me think about certain things…..

film you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star trek, Star wars, lotr, marvel, disney, or ghibli. This is my favorite movie in the history of cinema

Labrinth Dancing with Mystical Creatures

ALT: Labrinth Dancing with Mystical Creatures

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Eclipticafusion🦥(Clipey)@eclipticafusion.bsky.social · 5d ago

film you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star trek, Star wars, lotr, marvel, disney, or ghibli.

Having natural feline instincts and dating prey animals is harddddd

evil pumpkinhead@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 3w ago

Here’s Bo, he’s a plains Bison who works as a bouncer at the music club Kurat frequents. He used to be a popular hippie folk singer in his hayday, but since he stopped living on the road he’s settled down and really.. *really* enjoyed it apparently.

Sorry your man is ugly, god gave all the cuteness to this 11 foot tall old man

Sexuality is so weird bc like yes I’m gay but no I don’t want to see your dick. I just want to watch you eat in tight clothes. Like huh. Were they were rockin with fat fetishes in ancient times or is this a product of too much internet access in my formative years.

To be a loyal kobold being crushed under the immense weight of his enormous hedonistic dragon leige orrr to rather be an enormous hedonistic dragon crushing my loyal kobold under my immense weight…. The questions that plague men in the twilight hours.

I tried to draw miles as a fat ass seal and it didn’t look good at ALL . Fellas is it okay to deny all the signs from god that I’m not a seal?

I really need to be a fat ass seal rn .

Sorry for the sudden drop in activity lmao I’m still trying to figure out how to translate my traditional pencil type drawings into a digital program, it always feels so unfinished somehow.

I’m rewatching adventure time and I love that Jake is one of those characters that like. Is canonically fat according to the dialogue but is portrayed in such a simplistic style that you only remember when other characters mention it.

evil pumpkinhead@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · last yr.

Some Jake and Fiona and cake Finn I have a weekends for cartoon dogs that are shaped

Working at a restaurant with greasy cheesy food is too distracting; I want everything and I want every fat guy who comes to eat here.

Question for the culture: who can afford to buy a 26 dollar hat at a truck stop. Are there a lot of prospective customers geeked on the rack of 30 buck hats?? These things BETTER be imbued with some wg magic that makes me a fat trucker if they’re gonna charge thAt much.

How does the gang feel about cum-fattening

Furry Alt! #furryart #furry #furryfandom #furryartist #fursona

Guys fr how do you flirt bc I have been told by so many dates that I’m not a romantic person but I fr thought I was coming on strong. So like. What the HELL was I doing then

John Travolta Confused: What Huh

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BERRY WARNING When the mysterious soda factory on the edge of town becomes the center of a berry inflation based conspiracy, it’s probably best not to sample the product. Unfortunately Blackburn doesn’t have the investigative expertise to have foreseen the danger…

Well one things for sure… it’s gonna be hard for his family to ignore him now…

evil pumpkinhead@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Pawbert’s going on that gigachad bulking regiment. If you’re enormous you’ll never go unnoticed right?

When your biggest customer gets too wide to waddle through his door.. or waddle at all… then it’s best to reward client loyalty with a house call.

evil pumpkinhead@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Au where Gideon opens another bakery location in zootopia, and the expert in all things sugar becomes his bigges- I mean *best* customer.

Here’s Bo, he’s a plains Bison who works as a bouncer at the music club Kurat frequents. He used to be a popular hippie folk singer in his hayday, but since he stopped living on the road he’s settled down and really.. *really* enjoyed it apparently.

evil pumpkinhead@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 4w ago

Ended up making the smilodon guy first!! His name is Kurat (koo-raht) and in the 90s he sang lead for a punk rock band called Car Crash Bandit, but now he’s in his 40s and working a corporate 9-5 office job to pay the bills. He still plays in underground music clubs on weekends, though.

I am commanding everyone to fall in love with my ocs NOW so we can all queen out over them together

Here’s Bo, he’s a plains Bison who works as a bouncer at the music club Kurat frequents. He used to be a popular hippie folk singer in his hayday, but since he stopped living on the road he’s settled down and really.. *really* enjoyed it apparently.

evil pumpkinhead@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · 4w ago

Ended up making the smilodon guy first!! His name is Kurat (koo-raht) and in the 90s he sang lead for a punk rock band called Car Crash Bandit, but now he’s in his 40s and working a corporate 9-5 office job to pay the bills. He still plays in underground music clubs on weekends, though.

I wish I could just psychically transmit my ocs’ lore to you all so we could all be on the same page and I won’t have to explain it eggjdsssdkh

Ended up making the smilodon guy first!! His name is Kurat (koo-raht) and in the 90s he sang lead for a punk rock band called Car Crash Bandit, but now he’s in his 40s and working a corporate 9-5 office job to pay the bills. He still plays in underground music clubs on weekends, though.

evil pumpkinhead@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · last mo.

I thinkkkk I might give him a smilodon bf, and making the bison sort offff like an ice age steppe bison. Thoughts from the crowd?

Ended up making the smilodon guy first!! His name is Kurat (koo-raht) and in the 90s he sang lead for a punk rock band called Car Crash Bandit, but now he’s in his 40s and working a corporate 9-5 office job to pay the bills. He still plays in underground music clubs on weekends, though.

evil pumpkinhead@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social · last mo.

I thinkkkk I might give him a smilodon bf, and making the bison sort offff like an ice age steppe bison. Thoughts from the crowd?

I FREAKIN love the Pleistocene !! My favorite epoch highkey

Making ice age ass furry ocs has opened up my mind to all new possibilities. I’m allowed to make ocs for all sorts of extinct creatures. A thylacinus? Wooly rhino? Ground sloth? The world is my fucking oyster

I need to get nastier and kinkier and freakier

I know that it goes against my tallgrass prairie origins but lowkey I want to seal-ify my sona… summer got me feeling like slapping my belly and soakin in da waterrrr