"It is the power of the mind to be unconquerable." - Seneca #stoic #stoicism

So the kraken says to the waitstaffer, he says, "Fish and ships."

"Be tolerant with others and strict with yourself." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism

So the coach says to the fairy godmother, she says, "I benched her because she ran away from the ball."

Did you hear that? Is the back door locked?

"Do not act as if you were going to live ten thousand years. Death hangs over you. While you live, while it is in your power, be good." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism

So the traffic cop says to the shepherd, she says, "I'm ticketing you for making an illegal ewe-turn."

"Be so busy building your own life that other people’s bullshit is of no concern." - Ed Latimore #stoic #stoicism

So the seaweed addict says to his wife, he says, "I must seek kelp."

"When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves." - Viktor Frankl #stoic #stoicism

So the πrate wench says to her sea dog, she says, "Who's a good buoy?!"

Have we tried turning it off and on again?

This afternoon on Out Of Context Theater: "What followed was not, strictly, a fight. A fight implies some degree of reciprocal contest."

"Those who laugh at themselves never run out of things to laugh at." - Epictetus #stoic #stoicism

So casino security says to the very fast cat, they says, "We don't allow cheetahs."

"Weseth dem atknor resul kalt dem fernir? Doserth tem tendre salat tem ternet." - Renser Elmas Chonchor

Justice is best served cold otherwise it's justwater.

Everyone at the community college said I was mad, but I'll show them...I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!

"Each day provides its own gifts." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism

So the cannibal says to his wife, he says, "They're seasoned professionals, my wife."

This evening on Out Of Context Theater: "The strategy was straightforward, Muscle in the front. Rangers and spellcasters in the back. The mullet of battle strategy."

"The perfect is the enemy of the good." - Voltaire #stoic #stoicism

So the pet shop manager says to the Norwegian cashier trainee, she says, "Very good, you scanned an avian."

Vee are nut zo divverent, chew und I...

When all you've got is a hammer everything looks like a kneecap.

"Joy comes to us from those whom we love even when they are absent." - Seneca #stoic #stoicism

So the hiring manager says to the job seeking marsupial, she says, "I'm sorry but you're not koalafied."

"There are two novels that can transform a bookish 14-year-kid’s life: 'The Lord of the Rings' and 'Atlas Shrugged'. One is a childish daydream that can lead to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood in which large chunks of the day are spent inventing ways to make real life

"Small-minded people blame others. Average people blame themselves. The wise see all blame as foolishness." - Epictetus #stoic #stoicism

So the IRS agent say to the bartender, she says, "Make it a double. My job is taxing."