"You absolutely do NOT!?!?" *Sure she's evil but she sure as hell isn't prepped for THIS!* "Hurting yourself like this isn't gonna work! You're just making things like, ten times worse!"

⠀ ℰ𝓋𝒾𝓁ᒍᗩ᙭ ˵˃ ˂˵♡ ༘@th3nice1.bsky.social · 4w ago

⠀ ….why.. ? ( he pauses for a moment, staring at evil gangle with his pupils blown wide. ) i deserve it. you know it too. ( and he keeps going. even harder.)

"Fine, fine... I'll tag along for this stupid road trip." *Not much for Evil Gangle to bring along, a laptop and pair of headphones for editing aside.* "But only because I need inspiration for my music." *And by that, she means whatever's playing on the radio.* #TADGT

"...Whatever, best of luck."

ᅠ ᅠ˚ ༘ ೀ ℛ𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀 ⋆｡˚ ᅠ@justraggy.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀ ⠀« 𝕴T IS. I don't care what you think. She's out of the game and 𝑰 am the only ragdoll in town now!! » ⠀

"...Then stop being bored, dumb*ss..."

Maxine@thatredheaded.bsky.social · last mo.

“Mostly boredom, but otherwise, I’m alright.”

"And how are you doing? Horrible as sh*t I presume?"

Maxine@thatredheaded.bsky.social · last mo.

“Evening.”

"Evening..." "I better not hear any of you whining that I'm up too late or anything!"

"A road trip?" "...Are we seriously going on a ROAD TRIP of all things?"

"Huh, impressive."

ᅠ ᅠ˚ ༘ ೀ ℛ𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀 ⋆｡˚ ᅠ@justraggy.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀ ⠀« 𝕴 MANAGED TO GET RID OF THAT STUPID GOODIE-TWO-SHOES OF A RAGDOLL! » ⠀

"H-Holy sh*t man! cut it out! D-Don't do that!?!?" *Well, that certainly surprised Evil Gangle...*

⠀ ℰ𝓋𝒾𝓁ᒍᗩ᙭ ˵˃ ˂˵♡ ༘@th3nice1.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀ i-i … i don’t know ! i’m sorry … i know i’m dumb. i should’ve known better-— i’m so sorry … ( he starts hitting himself on the head. ) i’m so stupid !

"Geez, what's got you chortling so hard?"

ᅠ ᅠ˚ ༘ ೀ ℛ𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐀 ⋆｡˚ ᅠ@justraggy.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀ ⠀( Laughs maniacally. ) ⠀

"Oh you've got LOTS to catch up on, crybaby." "How long were you even gone for anyways? Weeks? Months?"

⠀ ℰ𝓋𝒾𝓁ᒍᗩ᙭ ˵˃ ˂˵♡ ༘@th3nice1.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀ why does everyone keep telling me jax is a girl now ?! i don’t- 𝘴𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘧-understand … 𝘴𝘯𝘪𝘧𝘧-– ( his ears suddenly drop, covering part of his face. ) i don’t understand anything … ( already crying. )

"Morning, jerkwads... don't bother me." "Or do, so I can yell at you guys for the next few hours."

"Actually, pretty sure it's she now." *For just a brief bit correcting him, she stopped being so bossy.... only to turn another 180 back to being rude.* "But you're TOTALLY crying about it! I can tell the waterworks are about to go the f**k off any minute with you!"

⠀ ℰ𝓋𝒾𝓁ᒍᗩ᙭ ˵˃ ˂˵♡ ༘@th3nice1.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀ i-i’m not crying !! ( but he will cry now. ) even if he didn’t like me … he was like a brother to me …

"...Okay, and?" "If you're gonna cry about it, do it in your room. Geez..."

⠀ ℰ𝓋𝒾𝓁ᒍᗩ᙭ ˵˃ ˂˵♡ ༘@th3nice1.bsky.social · last mo.

⠀ um .. hello guys— sorry for bothering you ……. it’s just that i … heard that jax... !! uh .. > gulp < …… ᵃᵇˢᵗʳᵃᶜᵗᵉᵈ …. and i .. just-– wanted to see how you guys were doing... and— 𝙞’𝙢 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙮. i don’t know what to say.

"Evening, losers..."

"Geez I'm bored as shit..." "...Wait... why is the censoring gone?" "...WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHEN I WAS NOT HERE!?!?"

"I LIVE! AGAIN!!!" "Wait... Where the hell is everyone else!?" "And why the F##K am I getting a strong sense of deja vu???"

"Geez, what'd I miss this time? I'm gone for practically a whole day and now THIS stuff's goin' down?" "Noooooot my godd##n problem!"

"Then why the f**k did you introduce it!?"

𝓒𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮@thamazingmaster.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Guys, I'm not liking this sex update thing anymore.

"I'M BACK B***ES!" "...Wait where is everyone?"

"...Sucks to be you then." *Aaaaand back to being rude in a heartbeat it seems.* "Just don't feel exhausted, that's what I do!" *It... really isn't THAT easy...*

⋆˚𝜗𝜚 ᗰᗩᖇIOᑎETTE ⋆.𐙚˚࿔@ribbonymasks.bsky.social · 3mo ago

just mentally exhausted ... ( she doesn't think her evil counterpart would get the feeling ... she seems to be way stronger than her. )

*Cue the doppelgangle kneeling down for a closer look...* "Geez... what happened to you?"

⋆˚𝜗𝜚 ᗰᗩᖇIOᑎETTE ⋆.𐙚˚࿔@ribbonymasks.bsky.social · 3mo ago

( small, faint. grumble. gangle's ribbon shoulder barely twitches. ) ... mhm ? ( very weak and tired. )

*Usually Evil Gangle would laugh at this sorta thing, think this is all some big joke but...* *No, something seems off... she has to figure it out...* "Hey.... uh... you doing okay?"

⋆˚𝜗𝜚 ᗰᗩᖇIOᑎETTE ⋆.𐙚˚࿔@ribbonymasks.bsky.social · 3mo ago

{Welp, headcanons were fun....} {...Now for something completely different this afternoon!}

"Morning..." "I trust you're all doing just absolutely miserable?"

"So, from what I'm hearin'... you bein' a dumb### made you sleepy as heck?" *She chuckled... then again... and... soon it devolved into laughter...* "...Not to prove your point, frog legs... but holy CRAP that's the stupidest f#cking thing I've heard ALL DAY!!!"

Ribbit@bowtieamphibian.bsky.social · 3mo ago

"Huh? Yeah. Sure. Maybe? To both things, it possibly being stress and me being an idiot." "Can't be this cool and cute and not be a little stupid. Equivalent exchange"

"It's called getting a sh#t amount of sleep, idiot..." "...That or stress. it can be either one!"

Ribbit@bowtieamphibian.bsky.social · 3mo ago

"Dude I'm so tired. How am I tired?"

"... F##k it, let's do this..."

"UGH! F########K THIS!" *Well, someone's as bored as a garden snail... how fun...*

*Well... that's a bummer for her, since she decided to go to the one hallway Evil Gangle was roaming around in today... oh boy, fresh meat for the grinder!* "Heya court jester, rough day for a drink, isn't it?" *Geez, she is not taking this seriously at all...* "Uh, helloooooo~ ! Earth to Pomni?"

𝑷𝒐𝒎𝒏𝒊@cyberdigitalclown.bsky.social · 3mo ago

@evilribbons.bsky.social She’s stumbling across the hallways? Her face flustered? Had the jester had to much to drink, maybe. She didn’t even know where she ended up. All she could see were red silky ribbons. “Ugh”